The Trees Speak Latin

Hermione Granger reading in Gryffindor tower. The autumn vibes are hitting me hard with this one and I’m 100% basic and ok with it.

(yo somebody make a gif of this or something with twinkling stars in the background because i’m too lazy to and just realized it would look hella nice)

adam is very serious and very driven and very introspective but he is also a geekass nerdbaby so let’s talk about that

literally our introduction to his friendship with ronan is that they’re both covered in scabs because they were dragging each other behind a moving car on one of these things

instead of trying to break up ronan & declan’s fight, he finds a bouncy ball with spongebob printed on it and hangs out in an alley playing with it

goes full on Notice Me Senpai the moment a hot teacher walks in. put your hand down, parrish

he is taking a SCIENTIFIC METHOD EXTRACURRICULAR. who does this. who

the transformer toy??? oh my god??

stares blankly at helen gansey when she asks if he wants to go into whole foods

that time he got stressed out and the narrative was saying “adam melted into the seat” and “adam slithered down even farther into the seat” son please

that time he absolutely lost his shit and started giggling and letting out helpless wails of laughter because of malory’s pigeon show

sees gansey looking at the aglionby dean and mouths “yee-haw” SHUT UP

when gansey decided he was going to wingman adam and adam covered his entire face and was So Embarrassed

his general attitude of “ronan lynch is an ASSHOLE who is HANDSOME and BEAUTIFUL and SUCH A DICK” that started literally with his first paragraph of narration

rmr when the kids brought gwenllian back to fox way and adam/ronan hid in the hallway like babyass cowards and then desperately scrambled out of the house at the first opportunity?

when ronan confessed that he’d dreamt cabeswater into being and adam is internally doing this 

“adam wanted desperately and masochistically for tad to ask him where he’d summered”

that time he slept for twenty-four hours and then woke up and drank an entire jug of pomegranate juice before leaving

that other time he slept all night and then woke up and ate two hamburger buns and drank all of ronan’s milk straight out of the jug

his helpless laughter when noah is like “u do have nice legs tho” and blue play-slaps both of them

flirting with his crush by using his psychic connection to a forest to make shitty EDM music play out in the open

smiling cheerily when his crush calls him an asshole

“the two-minute disparity aged him prematurely”

the signs as obscure stockphotos

aries: angry woman with financial instability on her back

taurus: dashing black man holding dangerously large dorito

gemini: disgusted businessman looks at crusty corn dog 

cancer: crying man is sheltering under an outdated laptop

leo: glamorous woman in bathing suit laughing at a parrot

virgo: cyber woman with corn

libra: aluminum woman fondling a computer mouse with an alluring gaze

scorpio: old punk woman with a skateboard

sagittarius: handsome man drinking coffee or tea with strong eye contact

capricorn: old rabbit man with lettuce

aquarius: woman attempting to reason with an extraterrestrial being

pisces: sleeping old man with biscuits 

Yo im p sure this is by the Vitamin String Quartet

i’m sure this has already been done, but juuuuuuust in case it hasn’t:

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let’s see how it all works out, eh?

This quick application can determine your personality type by just checking your tumblr blog! Try it and you’ll be amazed :

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Here is piece of my results : 

ENTJ PERSONALITY (“THE COMMANDER”)

Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Don’t be trapped by dogma — which is living with the results of other people’s thinking. Don’t let the noise of others’ opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.

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Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

We might have misunderstood Hogwarts Houses for years

I have a theory that the valued quality of each of the four Houses isn’t really about the personality of its students.

The valued quality of each of the four Houses has to do with how they perceive magic.

Stick with me a second: Hogwarts is a school to study magic. Magic as Hogwarts teaches it can be seen as many things: a natural talent, a gift, a weapon, etc.

So how you believe magic should be used will both reflect your personality and change how you handle that power.

“Their daring, nerve, and chivalry set Gryffindors apart,” Gryffindors perceive magic as a weapon. Gryffindors tend to excel in aggressive forms of magic, like offensive and defensive spells, and they are good at dueling. But a true Gryffindor knows that the power is a responsibility, and so they must always use their powers to stand up for what’s right. They are the sword of the righteous, which makes them as good at Defense Against the Dark Arts as they are at combat magic.

Hufflepuffs believe that magic is a gift and that the best gifts are to be given away. Hufflepuffs, “loyal and just,” would naturally abhor the idea of jealously guarding magic or using it to hurt someone else. So Hufflepuffs share their magic to benefit of Muggles, like the Fat Friar, to protect the overlooked, like Newt Scamander with his creatures, or to oppose those who would use magic to torment and bully, like the Hufflepuffs who stood with the DA and the battle of Hogwarts.

Slytherins are the opposite: they believe their magic is a treasure that they have been entrusted to protect. The Slytherin fascination with purity, with advantage, with cunning and secrecy–all of which were perverted by the Death Eaters–comes from the idea that people with magic in their veins have been given something special that it is their duty to protect at all costs. And perhaps they aren’t entirely wrong: power in the wrong hands can be dangerous. And power interfering at will with Muggle affairs is a gross presumption that could turn the course of history. Though the series shows some of the worst that Slytherin can be, “evil,” is not a natural Slytherin tendency. “Cautious,” is.

Ravenclaws believe that magic is an art form, one that is beautiful and should be appreciated and studied for its own sake. If “wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasure,” then asking what magic is for is useless. It’s more important to immerse oneself in magic for its own sake. Ravenclaws push the boundaries of magic to see if they can, hence Hermione’s spell experiment on the DA coins being dubbed a Ravenclaw quality, but like Luna Lovegood in the pursuit of extraordinary creatures: they can also be content to plumb the depths of what already exists.

So while you can see where personalities will overlap over Houses, perhaps in Sorting we should be asking ourselves less what we think we are and more what we think we believe.