MASTERLIST
Gyokko: How do I deal with my enemies? Akaza: Kill them Gyokko: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution... Akaza: Kill them only a little?
Akaza: God, give me patience! Douma: I think you mean 'give me strength'?
Akaza: If God gave me strength, you'd be so dead 🙄
Douma: Am I in trouble?
Akaza: Take a guess.
Douma: No?
Akaza: Take another guess, you moron 🙄
Akaza: I know you snuck out last night, Douma
Kokushibo: Play dumb or he'll let Muzan-sama know
Douma: Who's Douma?
Kokushibo: Not that dumb 🤦
Kokushibo: You have to apologize to Douma, Akaza
Akaza: Fine
Akaza: Unfuck you or whatever 🙄🙄
Akaza: You're pathetic!
Douma: You're pathetic-er!
Muzan, rolling his eyes: You're both losers
Muzan, answering the phone: Hello?
Douma: It’s Douma
Muzan: What did they do this time?
Douma: No, it’s me, Douma. It’s actually me, Muzan-sama!
Muzan: What did you do this time?
divider: @saradika
Saw this Pinterest
Idk the original artist
NOT THE LOOK OF SURPRISE ON HIS FACE WHEN SHE HANGS UP ON HIM
LIKE BUDDY WHAT DID YOU EXPECT TO HAPPEN
Bonus:
don't worry girl, we'll get there eventually, he's just emotionally stunted
That Twitter labru meme again, but satosugu
(this literally came to me in a dream. I promise I’ll draw other things now. 💀)
Sometimes princess is a grown man who committed multiple crimes
Because I have lots of mental health problems.
We've got all day to discuss why I love him sm
Thanks google