Reblog If You're Excited For The Holidays, Or If You Want Hot T4t Sex Right Now

i hope i'm not just a tumblr blog to you but someone you'd pull into the bathroom at a party to make out with

obsessed with the girl who says that if you lie on the floor long enough you will start to cry and shake because your body is 'releasing excess cortisol' like i just think you might be going through something girl

Come here puppy, your owner reaaaalllyyy needs that cute little mouth of yours right now. Let me tug on your leash and lace my fingers through your hair as I grind onto your little puppy tongue to get myself off. You’ll be a good boy and suck your owner off right? You wanna be a good little dog for me right? Do a good job and maybe I’ll reward you after!

I've started just clicking my fingers at my boyfriend and giving him one word commands when i want him to do something. easiest way to get a dumb dog to listen btw, his eyes just glaze over and he immediately gets so obedient and submissive for me. it's so cute and so fucking hot.

“I love my lesbian boyfriend!” [analog] collage. 2025. created by me.