"Doms Dont Beg-"

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

I can be shaped by more than the things that hurt me

masturbation tip: use me instead

torn between wanting to dress more like a handsome sexy butch but also unable to stop dressing like this

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my friends and I have created a game we call Quipposting, where you play quiplash but you roll a wheel full of character archetypes, and whatever it lands on, you all answer as if you are like, a wizard or cowboy. This legitimately makes quiplash go from a fun enough game to an S+ tier absolute unabashed banger

*on the phone* yeah. yeah they’re rebooting it again. yes, voltron. a live-action movie. mhm. they’ve even got henry cavill in it. ok stay safe bye I love you

I've started just clicking my fingers at my boyfriend and giving him one word commands when i want him to do something. easiest way to get a dumb dog to listen btw, his eyes just glaze over and he immediately gets so obedient and submissive for me. it's so cute and so fucking hot.

Meeee!!!