Having Long Distance Friends Is So Fucked. Do You Wanna Come Over To My House And Play (it Will Cost

sometimes I almost forget slut is a derogatory term. it's so friend shaped to me. I love when things are slutty. I love sluts and slutting it up. it's a cute word. make every day sluttier than your last. sluttttt

actually getting pregnant? no. bad. awful. I do NOT want that!!

having them grunt in your ear how they're going to knock you the fuck up like the worthless breeding bitch you are while they pound you into the mattress before cumming deep inside of you? YES. YESYESYESYESYESYES. LITERALLY NOTHING BETTER. YESSSSS. THE BEST. YES PLEASE!!!

god is a woman and she cracked my beer open with her belt buckle at the lesbian bar

Been daydreaming about using classical conditioning to corrupt someone into being my freeuse toy.

Being able to snap my fingers and they instantly throb for me and get lightheaded.

Whistling and they have the sudden impulse to straddle me and bounce on it.

Subtly implanting associations with favorite things and the feeling of my cum filling them until it's spilling down their thighs.

Any volunteers?

People died

Boys are for throwing around and manhandling. It's just roughhousing after all.

im not a cuck myself but i like observing their culture from the outside, like say, from a chair in the corner

GAY TEST: put some of your blood into this petri dish and I'll expose it to a hot needle. I lied this has nothing to do with your sexuality I'm trying to find out if you're the Thing