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my liege we your council would not advise this course of action but we all agree it would be pretty funny regardless

Thots on the Pope

So the pope has thots now

scantily is basically the most classic way to be clad

end the stereotype that you have to have been married to be divorced

[strained of voice and world-weary] woo-hoo!

(scary dom voice) call the restaurant, slut. im too shy

self-care phrases to boost your confidence

this shit ain't nothin to me man

I'll fucking kill you

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Ivory and Pearl gripped pistols. Heavily engraved. Luger, Mauser, Colt

its friday if i see any dissent i will be silencing it

It’s been so long since I’ve felt affection I’ve legit stopped having romantic crushes or fantasies.

you may now join the knights templar

no better ship dynamic than some evil queer platonic thing

The names Practice

Remember, that line of thinking doesnt get you any closer to the cup or the scepter

omg we are both fucked in the head wanna make out

my bravest knighttt... come hither ..... mmmwah !! ok you are dismissed

They're having a 2 for 1 Who gives a Fuck special at the Shove It up your Ass store

narrator who's terrible at social cues & describes every facial expression as "unreadable"

I wont lie to you I lost my dual pistols if you see dual pistols anywhere they are mine 

girls are asking me to "touch the demon inside of them." chill I haven't even had breakfast yet

doing research on white wine for a thing and can we back up for a second on that last one???

and if you have 6 or more legs you can of course scuttle

Men invented dueling so they could shoot hot loads into eachother

third cup of coffee lets give it up for third cup of coffee

the past is dead the future died before it could be born and me i feel also not so good

hey what’s up guys i’m still trapped in this abandoned grain silo

whatever dude i dont even look that tormented mostly

"I had a wife but they took her in the divorce" is a Groucho Marx level joke. pure vaudeville. it's semantically perfect, blisteringly fast, and completely efficient. just an unbelievable stroke of genius which was apparently a complete accident. you could tell this joke onstage at any period in history between probably 1500 and now and get a genuine guffaw

Make sure you say "I wonder what they're doing right now..." about your comic relief friends every now and then so the episode can cut to their B plot

your freak-of-nature boyfriend that we locked up in a high security lab is loose in the fucking facility send help before he kills us all