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reading hamlet in lit, and i love horatio and hamlets relationship, hamlet is so weird and off putting but horatio is so fuckin down for it

hamlet: the ghost told me to kill my uncle dad so i'm gonna.

horatio: weird, you'll still let me hit tho?

hamlet: yea.

horatio: cool, go for it.

If I had a dime for every time a put -ogether, unassuming gay man from classic literature fell in love with his whiny, pathetic, doomed-by-the-narrative friend when he could have done SO much better with literally ANYONE else i would have....two dimes....which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

Like and reblog if you can relate to this:

Archons and their flowers 💐✨

so embarrassing to get obsessed with your own oc but it doesn't fuel you creatively or motivate you at all you just sort of sit there. like yeah I've been thinking a lot about blorbo from my mind. no images of them exist in the world and they have maybe 3 personality traits so far. I would rather die than attempt to write about them. I've spent the last 48 hours rotating them in my brain though

Me when a song has honestly nothing to do at all with a character but I played it a lot while thinking about them

having depression makes your friends seem like the coolest most put together people on earth like wow... you got out of bed, had breakfast, went to work, AND spent some time on a hobby when you got home....? that's so impressive you're like superman or something. can i borrow your power.

having depression makes your friends seem like the coolest most put together people on earth like wow... you got out of bed, had breakfast, went to work, AND spent some time on a hobby when you got home....? that's so impressive you're like superman or something. can i borrow your power.

a wonderful ao3 author note

'he would not fucking say that' maybe he would if he knew he was starring in his very own porn fic for the sole purpose of delighting some freaks on archive of our own dot org. maybe he'd play it up for the cameras. ever consider that

born of the ancient waters

Underneath the bridge, drifting through the river’s end;

Two lovers met.

i have nothing appropriate to say

In sumeru, all men are gay.

staring at the sethos and scara leaks laughing cuz sumeru just cant be straight ever

the whole sumeru cast are just some form of queer and i love them for that

sethos: this one is for you, babe!!!! ;)

sethos: *tries to shoot down a fruit from a tree but misses completely*

wanderer: wow thanks

reasons why xiao is a bottom:

he would look great being railed

he would look GREAT being railed

HE WOULD LOOK GREAT BEING RAILED

What is it about James Griffin that made each and every James/Jaith fans collectively and independently point at him and go "you're a rich kid whose parents don't care about him and also you have substance abuse issues"????

Logging onto Tumblr every morning

The Voltron creative really had James and Keith giving each other "fuck me" eyes every scene they were in together and yet barely had them speak. Cowards.

Idk what the fuck Pidge from Voltron is but it sure as hell isn’t cisgender

i will eat him.

Waiting for him 🦇🦇

HOYOVERSE! DROP A NEW VENTI QUEST! AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!