if you give “stupid” characters rural/southern accents i don’t like you and if you give “smart” characters rural/southern accents but it’s a punchline i don’t like you even more
I wonder what Earth we are on?
trans women do have an advantage against cis women in sports but its not because of testosterone or whatever its because god loves them more
The video camera is plugged into the VCR, allowing it to record itself being poked and prodded.
GIF’d version of Vide-Uhhh! (2005)
It’s always “revenge won’t give you back what you lost” and “murder is wrong” and never how was the bloody violent revenge the bloody violent revenge looked fun was it fun
fucking sucks ass that detective is a subtype of cop or always some type of law enforcement. a detective should be someone who is a master of disguise, a weirdo, socially maligned, and hated by the police. he should solve the cases using his ultra specific knowledge about geography, linguistics, human biology, and cigar ashes
BDSM gets a bad rep as like a violent (male) dom pushing the boundaries of a reluctant (female) sub but in my experience it's a lot of subs with wildly elaborate fantasies screaming shit like "PUT MY ASS IN THE CHILI" while a new dom is like "Okay I think, we are reaching yellow for me,"
gotta hand it to wildbow in some respects when it comes to brian. like. we have here Tall Buff Black Guy in Black Leather with Darkness Powers and it would have been so so so easy to make him into Generic Heartthrob Bad Boy #43568
but no.
he's a fucking square. he has sepia stock photos of trees in his landlord white and beige apartment. business major with 12 dogeared self help books kind of guy.
i was dancing with a butch at a bar and i hooked my cane around his back to pull him closer and he made the CUTEST little gasp sound
What if they were called The Slaughterhouse Ten and Amy and Ashley got freaky with it