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She actually says this out loud. I'm not joking.

tongues need to be longer so a hot trans girl can put hers down my throat

OBLIVION IS COMING I CAN'T WAIT ARF ARF WOOF WOOF LESBIAN DON QUIXOTE IS REAL AND SHE'S COMING ON THE 10TH GRR GRR ARF I CAN'T WAIT I NEED HER

What if Goddess showed up to the barbecue. What if we took that perfectly suitable dumpster fire and threw a can of gasoline at it.

i think that there need to be more predatory lesbians on the internet. to help with the overpopulation of prey lesbians.

There's wholesome ships and there's toxic ships, but I'd like to coin 'sodium chloride ships', where the individuals involved are both horrible and dangerous people, but somehow being together renders them surprisingly well-adjusted (if a little salty).