Children Hospital Jump Scare. What The Hell

tongues need to be longer so a hot trans girl can put hers down my throat

“Hype Moments and Aura” has unfortunately become a fixture of my vocabulary.

My friend is reading through Worm for the first time and she’ll tell me about something and i’ll be like “Classic Taylor Aura Farming”

my biologically 22 year old transgender daughter, turning deep red and trying not to pop a blood vessel: H...HAAAAAAAA......RRRAAAAAAAGHHH!!!!

me, periodically glancing back over my shoulder while doing 110 down the I-95: Come on sweetheart, focus! Kids 6 and under eat free at this place and I know you can age regress 2 more years

the angel chained up in the passenger seat browsing the menu on his phone with his free hand: do u guys think these are like actual buttermilk pancakes or is it just a marketing term

Today's Card Is: Fairy Intelect

Because I’ve lost control of my life

Bruh,,,,

bootlicking doesnt look good on your blog