Adorkablyqueer - J A C K

“mi papá tiene 67 años” = my dad is 67 years old “mi papa tiene 67 anos” = my potato has 67 buttholes

this is why i love spanish

can america please use this instead

i just want to say that dental dam is a fucking awful term. who the fuck wants to go down on someone and think “this is like being a pussy dentist”. in iceland we call them töfrateppi which means magic carpet and is so much better. thanks for coming to my ted talk

what's hedwig's favorite subject in school? owlgebra

JOKE OF THE DAY

Teacher: Can anyone name three Kings that brought happiness and peace to Earth?

Student: Drin-KING, Smo-KING & Fuc-KING

A Group Of Ants In Water Can’t Be Submerged

someone please explain to me what the thing is with gays not being able to sit properly i have no clue what this means and i’m bi send help

and her favorite tv show is Doctor Who

what’s hedwig’s favorite subject in school?

owlgebra