Sirius, Gay Panicking And Trying To Shake The Very Intimate Dream He Had About Remus Last Night: You

Reg: I'd hate to be straight, imagine all the pregnancy scares

James:

Remus:

Sirius:

Marls:

Lily:

Barty:

Evan:

Pandora:

James: my love, you're trans-

Reg:

Reg: we are never having sex again

Sirius cheers in the distance

Sirius *having a crisis*: well how did you know?!

James *oblivious*: how did i know...what?

Sirius: well that yk... you fancied blokes too

James: wdym, doesn't everyone find everyone attractive??

Sirius:

James: don't they??

James: don't they Sirius??

Sirius:

Sirius: yk what, you deal with your problems and i'll deal with mine

Have the guts to look them all in the eye and warn them first.

oh my god Dean you’re so fucking stupid

Important Things to Script For Your DR!

Now above all else, safety is the most important thing to script. ‘Safety’ is, of course, also quite relative to one’s DR, so when examining this list, please keep in mind what is and is not relevant to you.

That said, here’s my list of 20 important things to script for your reality shifting journey!

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Wolfstar as something I said yesterday

Remus: sometimes people ask me what I see in my boyfriend. I honestly have no clue.

Sirius: 😡

Remus: but he does hold my yarn while I crochet, so there’s that

“Bucky’s the winter soldier again!!!!! He’s shooting with his left hand!!! He only uses his left when he’s the winter soldier!!!!!”

I present to you:

Captain America: The First Avenger

Captain America: Civil War

And

Falcon and the Winter Soldier