Dumbledore: It has come to my attention that inappropriate actions took place at a party a few nights ago.
The Great Hall: *intense flashbacks to the party four nights ago, where Remus sold joints to everyone, Lily drank half a bottle of vodka and could still walk straight, Mary danced until she somehow lost all her clothes, Marlene and Dorcas glared and growled at each other the entire party until they disappeared upstairs, James kissed Regulus in front of everyone and they also disappeared upstairs, Snape called Regulus a slur so Barty blew Evan in the middle of the room, Sirius ripped his shirt and his pants to leave him irresistibly exposed, Peter and Amelia sat in the corner playing chess and only got tipsy, Edgar and Emmeline started a game of strip-poker which left everyone in their underwear and a few people naked, and Pandora and Xenophilius stayed sober the whole time, took photos of everyone, and made sure everyone got to bed safely*
Dumbledore: Does anyone know anything about this?
The Great Hall, in perfect unison: No.
Gabriel: "God does not play games with the universe!"
Crowley:
Aziraphale:
Adam:
The children themselves:
The whole world:
Crowley: "Where have you been?!"
girl do not text that man go make yourself cum and forget about him
Rb to give gender euphoria to the person you reblogged it from
rb to have a very gay 2022
Hello everyone!
I recently found out my mother has brain cancer and is in need of surgery to remove and biopsy the mass. As it is situated behind her eye, she will be losing the eye as well.
She doesn't have any insurance and can't afford the procedure on her own. As such, I'll be doing free tarot readings to anyone who donates or helps share this post and her go fund me, which will be linked at the bottom.
I really appreciate all the help you all ate willing to give me at this time. đź’—
All you have to do to cash in your reading(s) is send me an ask or message including a screenshot of your donation or, if you're unable to donate, simply reboot this post and send me your reading question! There are no limits to the amount of readings you can get from this and there are no limits to the types of readings I am able/willing to do.
Once again, I thank you all for all the help during this time.
No prompt. Just an idea. Credits to @buckyalpine for the inspiration behind this.
Angst, Stucky-ish, hurt no comfort.
Bucky sits down in front of the engraved stone, fingers running over the letters as tears prick his eyes.
“I didn't know they could remove it, Steve. I-I was just tryna calm everyone done. Didn't needa be a situation. S-She did somethin’…”
He trails off, sobbing softly, forehead against Steve's gravestone, his heart aching.
“She took if off, Stevie. Didn't know they could do that. I-I though she trusted me, I thought they all trusted me. B-But they still… they still treated me like I was him. I'm not a monster, Steve.”
His chest aches, throat tight, fist clenched as tears pour down his face.
“I need you, Steve. Why'd you have to go off and get the girl? I thought… I thought you loved me. You said you loved me. Til the end of the line.”
His voice cracks and wavers.
“I guess that was the end of the line, me coming back. Steve, I'm not a monster. I was gettin’ better. I was gonna be okay, for you! Why didn't you gimme that chance?”
Bucky rambles on and on, tears pouring, sobs falling from his lips, his forehead pressed against the gravestone, heart aching.
When his tears finally dry, he stands, wiping his face.
“Love you, Steve.” He chokes out before walking away, hands shoved in his pockets.
Passerby always wondered who was leaving the expensive bouquets of flowers on Steve's grave. Afterall, no one spends that much money on a hero they never met. But after that day, the word spread and the speculation stopped. Bucky Barnes was Steve Rogers secret lover, the lover that stayed, even after death, leaving flowers on his grave.
Sirius *having a crisis*: well how did you know?!
James *oblivious*: how did i know...what?
Sirius: well that yk... you fancied blokes too
James: wdym, doesn't everyone find everyone attractive??
Sirius:
James: don't they??
James: don't they Sirius??
Sirius:
Sirius: yk what, you deal with your problems and i'll deal with mine
When I get a nice AO3 comment or Tumblr reblog I have to force myself not to say "I LOVE YOU PLEASE MARRY ME CAN WE BE BEST FRIENDS FOREVER I'M OBSESSED WITH YOU" and instead say "thanks"