u ever in such a bad mood u feel urself turning evil?
Y/N and Bucky, the neurodivergent couple, equally grumpy/sunshines, complaining to Tony: Can't go on the mission today.
Tony: Why? What happen?
YN: The overhead light is too much.
B: Agreed. Overstimulating.
Tony: ...what overhead-? you mean the sun?!
Nat & Wanda: *laughing in the background*
Two things I hate equally when I get a referral for an appointment:
"High functioning autism" as a diagnosis
Misgendering or dead naming of our trans/NB patients
I cannot tell you how much red I see.
Y/N: hey, am I pretty?
Bucky: I literally think you are one of the most beautiful things ever created in nature but you could say that too
Crowley: *casually sitting in a burning car*
"Ah, excuse me. Sorry to bother you. I seem to have got slightly lost. Tadfield Air Base?"
Old man:
Crowley:
Old man: "Second on the right."
Crowley: "Thanks."
Old man: "...your car is on fire."
"Loving you is the easiest thing in the world."
SamBucky, post-TFATWS, happy!Bucky, trans!Bucky, body dysphoria, body dysmorphia. Mentions of transphobia/homophobia.
Idea from this post!
Bucky stared at himself in the mirror after a shower, towel tied around his waist, water dropping from his hair. He glared at the scars decorating his body; the ones under his pecs, the ones curved over the joint of his left shoulder, and various other nicks littered about his skin.
But the ones he was most concerned about were the ones under his pecs. The ones made with the most caution, even and curved.
He had gotten a surgery back in the 30's, where it was never approved of to be ‘different’ in that way. Where he could've be killed just for being a man, or for loving a man.
The two ideas contradicted each other when it came to the logic of such bigoted people- who Bucky later learned were called transphobic and homophobia. On one hand, if people had known, Bucky would have never been considered a man. But on the other, he would be when it came to dating one.
He always found it ridiculous. It had always made his chest ache deeply and his eyes prick up.
As he stared in the mirror, he began to cry, hatred for his body popping up in his mind. Part of him knew that Sam didn't care, but he still couldn't help but think, just for a moment, that maybe he was in the way of Sam experiencing something real.
A knock comes from the bathroom door, Sam's voice concerned as he speaks.
“Bucky? You alright in there, man?”
Bucky hiccups, shaking his head. “N-No.”
Sam immediately cracks the door open, peaking in, met with the sight of Bucky's hands clenched on thd edge of the counter, tears pouring down his face as he stared in the mirror with a disgusted look.
“How… How could you love this?” He hiccups, gesturing to his chest. Sam inches his way in, closing the door behind him as he places a hand on Bucky's shoulder.
“Bucky, loving you is the easiest thing in the world. You know that, right? I don't care what parts you have or don't, man. It doesn't matter. Because I love you.”
Bucky sniffs, looking over at him with a sad look, a soft pout on his lips. “Promise?”
“I promise.” Sam says, smiling gently as he runs a hand through Bucky's hair. “Now. How about we get you dressed and get some breakfast? You must be starving.”
Bucky hiccups as he nods, turning to throw his arms around Sam, face in his shoulder. Sam holds him tightly with no quarrels on how long they stood there. He could care less if they stood there until Bucky was completely dry and they had both grown gray hairs. It didn't matter as long as Bucky was cared for.
“I got you.” He says, holding Bucky close as he calms down.
Once he is calm, Bucky withdraws, swiping at his face. He takes in a shuddering breath as he takes the moment to smile at Sam.
“You're the best damn boyfriend I've ever had, Sam.” He says, face flushing. “But I guess that ain't much a competition.”
Sam chuckles and presses a kiss to Bucky's forehead before leading him to their room, sitting him down on the edge of the bed as he grabs Bucky's clothes.
Bucky immediately starts changing himself, hanging up his towel once he was done. He takes Sam's hand without another word and starts leading him towards the kitchen.
Sam starts breakfast, Bucky watching him from the kitchen table as the two chat about everything and nothing, exchanging small smiles and flirty jokes.
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Your daily dose of cat memes
guys..i offered apollo some grapes early and as i was going to turn my lamp off to go to bed i look over and the grape has a frowney face in it….
i dont think he liked the grapes LOL😞