Barty: From now on we'll be using code names! I'll be "eagle 1"
Barty: *points to Regulus* Reggie is "been there done that"
Regulus: đ
James: hey now-
Barty: *points to Evan* Evan is "currently doing that"
Evan: *smirks and highfives Barty*
Barty: *points to Remus* Remus is "happened once in a dream"
Remus: *lifts an eyebrow*
Sirius: *offended gasp*
Barty: *points to Dorcas* Cas is "if I had to pick a girl"
Dorcas: *snorts* in your dreams Crouch
Barty: And Dora is
Pandora:
Evan:
Dorcas:
Regulus:
Barty: "eagle 2"
Evan and Pandora: oh thank god
I just reada really good fic but halfway through I realized "oh shit this is really familiar.... didn't I write something like this once?" And as I kept reading I kept predicting what happened next and the further I went the more convinced I was that they'd ripped off my story-
like, copied the ENTIRE plot and re-written it, just better than I had? The characters were more fleshed-out than mine were, and the POV was more interesting, and the pace made more sense- but it was MY STORY?
So close to the end I was like "holy shit.. do I message them? Ask if my story inspired theirs? Should I be angry? Flattered?" Cause their tags and description didn't mention me AT ALL, which, sure, it's fanfiction to begin with, but if you're using my work than at least credit me as inspo, right? Just to be courteous?
But I get to the end of the final chapter, and it's not finished, and I'm kind of disappointed cause I never finished my story and I was really immersed in their version now and had been looking forwards to seeing how they tied up my loose ends- so I scroll to the bottom to leave a comment, and.
It's MY URL.
IT WAS MY STORY THE WHOLE TIME.
THE ONE *I WROTE*.
In *2013*.
And FORGOT ABOUT
BECAUSE I WAS SO INSECURE ABOUT MY SLOPPY, SHALLOW, AMETEUR WRITING
And I'm just sitting here now staring into space thinking about every shitty story I've ever written now like
IT WAS ALL GOOD?
IT WAS GOOD THIS WHOLE DAMN TIME??
do you all remember in the early 2010s where people were talking about freeing the nipple and that mixed-gender sports should become a thing and the removal of period tax and all of that and then some people realised that would mean trans people too ans they instantly decided to revert to bioessentialism 101 and now i have to see grating sentences like Well maybe jeopardy should be gender-segregated because males have a biological advantage in pressing a button
When you step into sunlight, you honor Apollo. When you admire the moon, you honor Artemis. When you admire cloud shapes, you honor Hera. When you smell petrichor, you honor Zeus. When you laugh at a joke, you honor Hermes. When your body twitches to dance at a particularly upbeat music, you honor Dinoysus. When you enjoy the first bite of your breakfast, you honor Demeter. When you choose your peace over any conflict, you honor Athena. When you warm yourself up by sheltering yourself in blanket, you honor Hestia. When you listen to Ocean sounds, you honor Poseidon. When you smell flowers, you honor Persephone. When you admire the coolness of first day of Autumn, you honor Hades. When you wear your favourite jewellery, you honor Hephaestus. When you smile, you honor Aphrodite. When you exercise, you honor Ares. When you light a torch in a dark room, you honor Hekate.
Your body is a shrine to Gods, your being an act of devotion for them. You, by yourself, are enough for them.
Oohlala, I am halfway done.
Coloring didnât come out how I imagined but hey, that happensâŠ
Day 14
Prompt:
"Do you resent me?"
"I resent these circumstances. But I don't blame you for them."
*changed resent to hate
Stucky, angst, hurt/comfort
Steve and Bucky had been together a long while, from friends in the 40s to lovers in the 2000s. Steve was used to waking up to Bucky's nightmares. He was used to calming him down and keeping him sane.
But tonight was something new, something strange. He's woken up to a metal hand around his throat, Russian spilling from Bucky's lips.
âBucky!â Steve exclaims, trying to pry his hand away, unsuccessful. âBaby, look at me. Wake up.â
Bucky stares down at him, blue eyes piercing his, Steve's words awakening familiarity within him, overriding the fear and instinct.
But when he fully wakes up, he stumbles to his feet and gets himself as far away from Steve as possible, soft sobs escaping him when he realizes what had happened.
Steve rushes to his side, only to be met with a flinch and a gentle hand pushing him away.
âIts okay, Buck. Look at me, I'm okay. You didn't hurt me.â He reassures him, sitting a foot away from Bucky, hand outstretched, patiently waiting for Bucky to take it. âIts not your fault.â
Bucky shakes his head, pulling his legs to his chest and burying his face in his knees. âI coulda hurt you, Steve.â He sniffs, tears pouring. âI love you. Don't wanna hurt you.â
Steve slowly moves closer, hand on Bucky's shoulder. âBut you didn't, sweetheart. It was just a nightmare.â
Bucky sobs out and leans into him, face pressed into his shoulder. âDon't you hate me?â
âBaby, no. I hate these circumstances. I hate what you've had to go through, what you still have to go through. But I don't blame you for them, okay? So don't blame yourself.â
Steve pulls Bucky into his arms, cradling him to his chest, fingers gently running through his hair as Bucky slowly calms down.
Once his sobs turn into occasional hiccups, Steve speaks. âBuck? Wanna talk about it?â
Bucky shakes his head, burrowing his face deeper into his chest.
Steve sighs and nods. âHow about I get you a cup of tea and we can go from there?â Bucky nods in response and Steve gently maneuvers him off his lap, helping him up off the ground.
âGo lay down. I'll be back in a moment, okay?â Steve says, helping Bucky to the bed. Once he nods, Steve presses a gentle kiss to his forehead before padding off to the kitchen. When he returns, its with a mug of tea in his hand, only to see that Bucky had fallen back asleep.
He smiles and sits down on the bed next to Bucky, sipping on the tea he'd originally made for him. âSweet dreams, Buck.â He whispers, one hand playing with Bucky's hair. He watches over him for the remainder of the night, keeping an eye on his movements and sounds.
Credits for the prompt:
Question gender? I thought that was a given? Was it not a given?
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ok reader x eddie having a casual conversation about sex, talking about what they're both into, leading to some smut??? just hearing what eddie's into sounds so hottttt (i imagine its filthy,, sorry)
ty for requesting! hope you like it!! â a failed date with eddie leads to a night in and several confessions (established relationship, mostly fluff, talks of sex but no actual smut 18+, 1.6k)
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Eddie Munson is a hopeless romantic.
Not because he loves like itâs breathing (though some would argue otherwise), but because his attempts to be affectionate with you are complete and utter failures.
He had a whole romantic day planned. A late lunch, a quick walk, and then sunset at the park. Honestly, it probably wouldâve been a pretty metal date if it was any day other than this one â the biggest flood of the whole goddamn year.
You got to the diner just fine but had to rush back to the trailer in the rain since he didnât have his van. Thankfully, it waited to outright pour until he got you home. Now, his leather jacket â which youâd used as a makeshift umbrella â hangs beside the opened window to dry.
The orange autumn breeze rolls over your bare bodies like silk (because, of course, an innocent shower after getting drenched in the rain couldnât not end in getting dirty again).
âWas all this just a ploy to get me into bed?â you tease, tracing the freckles on his back with the tip of your finger. ââCause you coulda just asked, you know? I wouldâve said yes.â
Lying flat on his stomach, Eddie laughs into his folded-up arms. His deep brown hair brushes his pale shoulders when he turns to look at you. His smile is swollen and rosy and crooked.
âYou got me, princess. Making my girlfriend walk in disgusting weather was all a part of my evil plan.â
âI wouldnât say it was evil.â
âNo?â
âSinful, maybe. Sexy, even,â you joke with a lopsided grin. âBut no, not evil.â
âIs that so?â he lilts as he rises on his elbow to prop his cheek on his fist.
You shake your head and roll onto your back. Your eyes flit to the spotted ceiling. A smirk blossoms on your lips. âI feel like evil would imply that it was hurtful in some way. And that thing you did in the shower felt way too good to be evil.â
âWhat thing?â the boy wonders with pinched-together brows.
You shoot him a look. âYou knowâŠâ you hum vaguely, expectantly.
âNo. I donât, actually,â Eddie laughs, mostly at himself. âIâm kinda dumb, in case you forgot.â
âYouâre not dumb, Eds.â
âStop being sweet. Youâre deflecting.â
You concede with a small huff. âThat⊠That thing. With your mouth. When you pressed me against the wall andâ please, donât make me describe it, Eddie,â you ramble, then cut yourself off to whine.
He meets your grimace with a boyish grin. âI donât know. I kinda like hearing you talk about it.â
âIâll die,â you deadpan.
âYouâre so dramatic.â
His words are harsh, but his pink smile is kind. He kisses you with it after â a smacking peck to the corner of your mouth that migrates rather quickly. He sprinkles his lips along your jaw and chin and neck.Â
Thatâs where he lingers.Â
Eddie finds your pulse point and goes a half-inch higher, just like he did while he was fucking you against the shower wall. You nearly came the first time he kissed you there.Â
He sucks at the delicate skin until he leaves another faint mark. The feeling of his tongue and teeth on your newfound sweet spot makes your toes curl. It has you moaning out loud before you mean to.
His lips audibly smack when he pulls away.
âThat thing?â he wonders, smiling down at you like he already knows the answer.
Your thighs clench together. Your bones are made of mush. âThat thing,â you repeat in the affirmative.
âWell, if weâre sharing secretsâŠâ Eddie singsongs, then leans in all close like heâs about to spill the latest gossip. His fingers spread out along your bare waist, eyes sparkling with mischief. âI really liked it when you got all mean.â
You hadnât thought much of it, then â when Eddie edged you on the counter with his fingers and laughed when you writhed.Â
You didnât even let him make it up to you after, just sucked him off and told him he wasnât allowed to touch you. âDonât cum âtil I tell you to, understand?â youâd said. âOr Iâm gonna get myself off, and youâre gonna watch.â
He was a good boy for you, though, and you let him fuck you in the shower.
Your nose scrunches in muted embarrassment. âI wasnât being that mean, was I?â
âNo. I mean, you could certainly get meanerâŠâ Eddie assures with a shake of his head, then grins as his fingers crawl up your ribcage. You fight back a shiver. âWhich I think could be preferable from time to time.â
âSo, you want me to be more⊠dominant?â
He shrugs a pale, freckled shoulder. âYeah. Sometimes. I like watching you get all dumb for me, donât get me wrong, but every time you get a little mean, I almost cum in my pants.â
The blatant confession makes you go slightly stupid. You just nod at him, lazy and unblinking. âYeah. I can do that. You know, if thatâs what you want.â
âI do want,â Eddie hums, matching your sloppy head shake. His nicotine-coated breath fans across your cheek. âVery, very much.â
âBut not all the time, though, right?â
âNo. Not all the time. Just⊠sometimesâ when the momentâs right or whatever.â
âSureâŠâ
Eddieâs grin broadens when you trail off. A faraway look glazes over your eye. His brows raise expectantly. âWhatâs that look for?â
You blink rapidly as you descend from the clouds. Shaking your head, you dismiss him. âNothing. Nothingâ I just⊠I did kinda like not letting you come right away.â
âYeah. Me too,â Eddie concurs, suddenly breathless.
Your gaze flits to his, mousy and twinkling. Your hands fidget above the covers. âAnd I kinda wanna try letting you cum and maybe⊠not stoppingâŠâ
Eddieâs eyes go wide. His mouth opens to respond, but he forgets how to speak. He barely remembers to breathe.
âIs that⊠Is that weird?â you ask, forcing a laugh at his unusual silence.
âNo!â he blurts, sounding much louder in the honeyed quiet of his bedroom. âNo, thatâs⊠Thatâs really hot, actually. Like, really hot.â
He zones out just like you had. The imagery of it all makes his stomach whirl. Heâs done it to you a number of times â brought you to the edge and kept on pushing you over until you pushed him away. But heâd never thought about ever doing it to himself till now.Â
Actually, thereâs quite a lot of things heâs done to you that he might enjoy himself if he thinks about it.
The thought alone opens a world of possibility in his wild, wild head.
âCan I tell you about something I was thinking about the other day?â he wonders suddenly.
Though slightly startled by the blurted question, you nod. âOf course.â
His gaze flits away from yours. His hand fidgets at your waist, fingers softly scratching at your burning skin. âYou know my handcuffs? The ones I clip on my jeans sometimes?â
Again, you nod.
âWell, Iâ I have the keys, you know? So it wouldnât be the worst thing in the world if weâ you knowâ if we used themâŠâ
âOn me?â you press, brows pinched in distant concern.
Eddie shakes his head immediately. âNo. I know you donât like that.â
âSo⊠on you?â
âYeah. Maybe. If you want,â the boy mumbles, suddenly shy in a way youâve only seen a handful of times â including earlier, when he was begging to cum in your mouth. âI just think it could be cool, you know? Like, you could tie me up and just⊠use me. If you want,â he repeats.
âUse you?â you repeat with a soft laugh.
He shrugs. âYeah. I mean, I donâtâ I donât really care about getting off as much as I care about you getting off, you know? I just⊠wanna take care of you. Want you to take what you want.â
You open your mouth to respond only to find that all words have lost meaning. Your brain is a jumbled mess of alphabet soup. So you just nod, dumb at the very thought.
Eddieâs hand rises from the covers. His palm settles warm at your jaw. His fingers smell faintly of sex as his calloused thumb smooths across your chapped lips. âYou could, like, rub yourself on my cock. Get yourself off on top of me,â he murmurs lowly to you, a quiet and crooked grin pulling at his mouth. âWouldnât that be metal?â
âYeahâŠâ you answer with a sigh, getting lost in the daydream right along with him. âWouldnât put you inside me at first, either. Not until youâre begging for it.â
His smile widens. âExactly.â
âThen Iâll ride you until you make me cum.â
Eddie nods, egging you on. He tucks his face into your neck, if only to conceal how ardently heâs blushing. He hides his pink cheeks between your jaw and shoulder and kisses you where he knows itâll drive you crazy.Â
âMhmm?â he urges, muffled.
You sigh a faint moan. Your fingers curl in his wild hair. You press your lips to his temple and continue. âAnd Iâll let you come, too. Eventually⊠But I wonât stop.â
âFuck,â he groans into your pulse.
âNot until youâve filled me up three timesââ
âOh, fuckâŠâ
You tug at his hair with a soft, stern touch you think you could learn to master for him. His lips click faintly when he parts from you. He blinks down at you with glassy chocolate eyes.
âSomething like that?â you wonder, feigning innocence with a sweet-sounding lilt.
Eddie nods, sloppy and stupid. He stammers. âYeah⊠Yeah. SomeâSomething like that.â
Every now and then I'm reminded Real People with Actual Jobs use tumblr and I've always been legitimately curious what all you weird adults are up to when you're not on this site and with tumblr's New Poll Feature I can finally get an answer! (or the closest approximation of an answer possible with only 10 available options h a)
Would you be open to a one shot where Eddie scares the reader on Halloween and they slip and get super scared of him and run and hide so he has to comfort her a bunch?
Little subby reader getting scared by big mean Eds. .
CW: little scary but not rlly, lots of pet names , little reader , fem reader, Daddy!Eddie , fluffy , wrote this pretty fast but it's cute
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You see , what Eddie loved about you was how small and vulnerable you were around him. You were his soft spot. He had the inherent urge to take care of you, protect you against the big mean world that he knows exists out there.
ButâŠheâs still Eddie. Heâs still a little sadistic (which you love), and he loves when he can make you cry , because then you reach out for him even more. Spooky season is his favorite, and you like it too. But you like the cute ghosts and pumpkins and sweaters and blankies. Eddie likes the scary movies and stories and haunting and blood.
And he had this idea, just a small one, to play a scary joke on you. Both for his thrill and yours, and maybe he could even get you to enjoy the fear a little, maybe even find it funny.
So, one dark October night, Eddie comes up with his plan.
âshit baby, I forgot I need to get candy for Hellfire tomorrow. i told them iâd treat them,â Eddie says, moving his arm from around where it was holding you on the couch.
You shift sleepily out of his hold. âOh, okay Eds we can go,â you say , moving to put on your ghost slippers.
He quickly stops you. âNo no baby, I can just go really fast. You stay and rest. Iâll be right back.â
Your eyebrows knit together. You donât like being left alone at night. You know youâd be safe, but you always feel better when Eddie is around. Your head falls some as you twiddle your thumbs together.
âHey, hey,â Eddie starts, tipping your head up by your chin to look at him. âCan you be a big girl for me? Stay home alone just for a few minutes?â Eddie asks, using his charming Daddy voice on you, knowing it pulls on your heart strings.
You breathe in deeply. You want to be good for him, make him proud. You can do it, just a few minutes while heâs gone. You nod and he kisses your forehead.
Heâs smiling giddily, and has to hold himself back from showing his excitement. âGood girl,â he praises. âI love you. Iâll be right back, and maybe iâll bring you a little treat.â
He holds your face and plants a wet kiss on your lips before grabbing his keys and wallet, and heading out the trailer door. You get up to make sure itâs locked behind him, just double checking before you sit back on the couch and focus on the tv.
Youâre fine at first, knowing heâll be back fast, and everything is okay. Itâs not even that late .
Ten minutes pass and you start to feel a little more nervous, eyes constantly flitting to the door, waiting for Eddie to walk through and relieve you of your nerves.
But what you donât see is Eddie outside, Michael Myers mask in hand as he creeps along the side of the trailer. He had started the van and drove forward, knowing youâd wait to hear him leave, but he turned the lights off and parked right away, counting the minutes before heâd come scare you.
He tries to tread his boots lightly, not crunching the gravel outside too loudly so you didnât expect anything.
He creeps up to be just under the window that sits behind the couch in the living room, just barely being able to see the outline of your head. You look so small and innocent. So sweet, cuddled into the blanket he left you in. Had you even moved? Probably not, youâre probably just waiting for him to arrive home.
His heart thumps as he raises his hand and knocks , one two three times on the window, before ducking back down out of sight.
You heard the knocks, your head immediately turning back to the dark window behind you. Your heart quickens, scared. Maybe you were imagining it. It wasnât real.
You try to focus again on the movie, but you could hear your heartbeat in your ears, your adrenaline rising.
âŠYou heard it before you saw it- the rattling of the front door. It was like the entire world had stopped. It was too soon for Eddie to be home so you knew it wasnât him.
The door rattles again, harder.
Someone was trying to get in.
Youre frozen in place as tears start to prick in your eyes. You donât know what to do, where to go.
BANG
Something hit the door, maybe someone trying to force it open, and you yelp a scream, immediately putting a hand over your mouth trying to silence yourself. You donât want the intruder to know youâre here.
You try and calm your breathing, staring at the locked door before deciding it best to go hide.
But as you slowly got up to creep toward the bedroom- you saw it.
A manâs face looking in at you from the back window.
You scream, running to the bedroom and locking the door, crying and shaking. You run to Eddies closet, closing it immediately and locking the door as you try to bury yourself behind clothes. You are a shaking, crying, trembling mess as you prepared yourself for the worst.
You had seen it, the man outside the window in the black of night. Was he holding something? You canât remember but it doesnât matter because Eddie isnât home, and what if he comes home and the man attacks him or or-
You hear the front door open. How? How did they get in, you know you locked it, you were sure.
Your tears canât stop falling, youâre practically hyperventilating.
âBaby? Baby where are you?â You hear Eddieâs voice call, but youre still terrified, not trusting it was him, so you remain in the closet.
Eddie searches the living room, his smile of satisfaction slowly turning into a worried look as he realizes he mightâve gone too far. He races through the hallway, seeing the discarded blankie of yours on the ground outside of the bedroom.
He runs for bedroom door and tries to open it but it was locked from the inside. His heart drops, you must be terrified.
âBaby, itâs just me! Open the door please I promise youâre okay. Itâs okay,â he calls to you, praying you were still inside and didnât manage to run out.
âJ-just you?â You call out weakly from the cracked open closet door.
âJust me . Just me, sweetheartâ he tries to reassure you. He can tell by the higher pitch in your voice that youâve slipped even further than before he left.
âIf itâs youâŠden Whatâs our safe word?â You ask, trying to make sure itâs really him.
He chuckles. âMayo, Mayo baby . Mayo like mayonnaise.â
You sigh in relief, getting up on shaky legs to walk and open the door for him. He looks at you and his expression drops upon seeing how sad and small you are, tears streaking your red face.
You reach up and hug him immediately. âSo so scared Daddy there was a -â you start crying again, choking some on your words as Eddie guides you toward the bed. âA man outside and he-he tried to come in and get me and-â
but thatâs when you see the mask in Eddieâs hand. Your heart drops. Your eyes blow open and breathing stops as you put the pieces together.
You instantly recoil away from him.
âBaby Iâm so sorry I didnât think you would get so upset,â Eddie immediately apologizes, reaching his hands toward you. But you back away even more toward the headboard of the bed, clutching a pillow to you.
Your tears come out even faster now. âI-I was so scared,â you cry, your voice small as you try and hide from him.
His heart breaks , regret filling his veins as he realizes what heâs done. He knew you were sensitive and he let his own stupid prank hurt you. Itâs the last thing he wanted to do.
âIâm so fucking sorry baby,â He repeats, leaning forward and wrapping his strong arms around you. You let your head fall into his chest, breathing choppy as you try and calm your emotions down. âYouâre safe baby, youâre safe,â Eddie coos.
âBut you were trying to get me,â you whine, small and vulnerable.
He rubs your back. âi was being stupid and pulling a prank. I shouldâve known it would scare you baby,â he says.
You nod into him and he squeezes you tighter. Your little sniffles make his heart ache. He kisses the top of your head before pulling back from you to look at your cute face.
âHey,â he tries to smile at you softly, lifting a hand to rub your cheek. âJust me, little one, just me.â
You look up at him, all wet eyes and innocence. You gaze at him as if he put the stars in the sky himself, because when you slip like this, start to feel little and scared, heâs your light.
Your bottom lip is jutted out into a little pout and fuck he thinks youre just so cute. He kisses your cheek and it makes you smile, so he kisses the other. You start to giggle as he peppers kisses all over your face, making louder and louder obnoxious noises as he does so.
âIâm gonna eat this cute little faceâ he says, pretending to take bites out of your cheeks.
âNo! Eddieeee!â you giggle, pretending to push him away. He keeps peppering you with kisses, also letting his hands roam to tickle your sides. Before you know it youâre a soft giggly mess laying on the bed with Eddie fully on top of you.
Your giggling calms down as you look up at him. Heâs so pretty, so soft and kind to you. âIâm sorry baby, really,â he apologizes again, moving hair out of your face.
âI forgive you Eddie bear,â you smile, the lilt in your voice making it singsongy. âBut never again please!!â
âNever again baby love,â He agrees and kisses your lips before laying on you fully.
You hum at the feeling. âI love when you lay on me. Feels so good,â you mumble under him, appreciating his weight.
He kisses your chest through your jacket. âIâll be your personal blankie always,â he says, wrapping his arms around you and squeezing you tight.
You let out a puff of air as he squeezes you, and wrap your arms around him. âMy Eddie bear,â you mumble, letting your eyes close and breathe him in. Safe. Always safe with him.
His cheeks heat up. He loves that you call him that nickname so much. He nuzzles his head into you some more. âI love you baby. Iâll protect you. Always.â
And you smile knowing that itâs true, heâll always protect you. Even if itâs from himself.
Sirius: Being a jerk isn't a personality.
Regulus: I beg to differ.
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c: @humdrummoloch