Person: *does something*
Me: oH mYY GaWD NoOO DoNT Do tHAT i HAtE peOpLE wHO dO thaT
Person: Okay?
Later...
Me: *does exact same thing*
Person: What the heck? Hypocrite! You said you hate people who do that!
Me: Yes and I hate myself so why is this a surprise
haha can i join the club?
the “pined for my best friend at least once in my life” club
Classmate: What are you doing?
Me: Drifting aimlessly through space...
Classmate: Um okay then. *slowly backs away*
(my friend once said this during class)
me: *wants to die*
also me: *wants to live long enough to see my ships become canon*
Gotta have that night time park aesthetic. Slowly starting my career in photography(Jk who am i kidding)
does anyone…. possibly have a recording or clips of the after party… i went to the Real Life show and don’t wanna pay $19 pls plspls
painted something cute after the longest time ever also can I be him??????
Reblog if you agree
Reblog if your full name has the letter E in it or if you hate Mondays or if you frequently wish you were dead
Me: Hey, what's up guys? Six days till season 6, huh? Haven't been here in the last 6 months. What'd I miss?
The Fandom: We're gonna die. We're gonna die. We're gonna die. We're gonna die. We're gonna die. We're gonna die.
Me, inhaling the smell of burning bodies and apocalypse: Ahh, home sweet home.
r.i.p.