Affableidiot - Affable Idiot

Underrated scissoring joke and a deadpan bi announcement

i should wake up and automatically be restored to full health, that's how sleeping should work, what is this horseshit

vacation link made an appearance on ear biscuits

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A general reminder—periodic cicadas pose no threat to anyone and their plant damage is limited to nipping off the ends of twigs. Please do not hose them with pesticide. They are slow and clumsy and confused and only want to make friends with other cicadas and eventually die of sexual exhaustion.

Yes, the screaming is a lot, but they’ve been extremely quiet neighbors for thirteen years, cut them some slack as they go through the most fraught time of their lives.

He's watching me crawl at his feet 🧎🏻‍♀️

I think I have a crush on Tanner

Rhett's bottom behavior is off the charts these days

"I just wanna be your little... what do you call it... bottom?" Rhett James McLaughlin