You Can Only Eat 2 Foods For The Next 2 Years (with No Health Repercussions)

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Every moment life causes me to suffer I add even more trauma to my ocs

terrible news: the only way to find out if something you create is gonna be good or bad is to actually create it

redraw of those gay people

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URGH. Emmerich Holyblade and I just went to The Ceremony to receive our RPG Job Titles, and he OBVIOUSLY got Chosen Hero Sword Saint. So now he's gonna set out to kill the Demon Lord of Darkness.

Me? I just got Dark Mage. Honestly, it's pretty rare, but the job opportunities are also limited. You either get into covert assassination or dungeon raiding.

God, just because we're the only two kids in The Village, Emmerich Holyblade automatically assumes this makes us friends. He doesn't even realize I hate him and his stupid smug swordsman ass.

URGGHHHH he just asked me to join his Grand Hero's Party. fuck. I can't just say no if the Grand Holy King himself is gonna payroll us to do this shit. Whatever man. Let's rock till the Demon Lord of Darkness is dead, and then I can retire and never see Emmerich Holyblade again.

what "no sugar added" should mean: the natural sugars of the other ingredients like fruit are the only source of sweetness in this product

what is actually means: we added a fuckton of artificial sweeteners

anyone else have that #nonbinary feeling where refering to yourself as a woman (or man) feels fine but then someone else refers to you as a woman/man and you just

Honestly, if you're going to make students write all essays in class, it could also lead to the rebirth of cursive/calligraphy classes. Imagine the way we deal with ai is to suddenly all start writing like Chaucer.

Of course there would still be computer typing but just imagine hand writing with fancy curves and flourishes. Screw ai, write your essays like the Founding Fathers

An ex-colleague of mine was complaining to me the other day about the ai problem in her students' papers, and I told her, "Just make your students hand-write them in class. Easy." She looked at me like I was insane and tried to explain how that would never work, but I just said,"That's how we did it for a thousand years. The invention of word processors doesn't erase all that."

To me it seems obvious. Readings are done out of class, handwritten essays are done within it. No more ai papers.

Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:

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