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frank: let me get this straight. thalia and jason’s domain is the sky, percy’s domain is water, and hazel and nico’s domain is basically the underground?

annabeth: yes

frank: but… can’t percy also create storms? that have clouds and lightning and thunder?

annabeth: yes

frank: and… and can’t percy also create earthquakes and make volcanoes erupt?

annabeth: yes

frank: so… in a way, doesn’t that mean everywhere is percy’s domain?

annabeth: yes.

annabeth: but don’t tell him. he hasn’t had that realization yet

dude perry the platypus is such a funny character to me because like. i’ll be thinking abt him and be like oh he’s just like an adult man he has a government job and he loves his family and he has a weird homoerotic relationship with his nemesis and he’s nonverbal. just an overall normal guy character. i love him im going to read 7000 fics about him now. but then i take a step back and im like. he’s a platypus. i’m going crazy over a real cartoon platypus. what am i doing. but then i take another step back and im like oh shiiiiitt. he’s a platypus. what kind of experiments were they doing on him to make him evolve the way he has? what kind of training did he go through? man this guy has some trauma he’s a lil fucked up actually! and then i take ANOTHER step back and im like. this is literally about a phineas and ferb character

I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

The Fellowship playing never have I ever together and just realising that each of them has no fucking clue what counts as a normal life for the others, like inagine;

Legolas: never have I ever killed a giant spider!

Boromir: a giant what.

Legolas: y'know, the big ones! normally quite snappy, huge webs

Boromir: no the fuck i do not??

Aragorn: Legolas, that's a mirkwood thing.

The same thing happens with each of them, the hobbits finding out that Second Breakfast is in fact just a hobbit thing, Gimli realising that dwarven drinking games aren't as popular as he thinks, and Boromir just being so fucking confused.

Thinking about how Annabeth canonically descended from viking royalty so in my mind her ancestors are Hiccup and Astrid

Tolkien: shut up *throws book*

J. R. R. Tolkien: no, my books aren't about the war I experienced. It's just a story

J. R. R. Tolkien's works: you cannot go home, war ends entire bloodlines, you are mourning the death of your brother alone, you dug into the earth and permanently scored the land, you cannot explain what you have been through, you cannot go home, "that wound will never fully heal. He will carry it the rest of his life", leaving the women behind does not save them, the young die first, you cannot go home, the parent will bury their child, you have lost the wives and you will never connect with them again, "how shall any tower withstand such numbers and such reckless hate?", you are not the same, you cannot go home, you can never go home, your father will only side with those he sees as worthy bloodlines and you cannot change his mind, it is more meaningful Not to kill, sometimes your sacrifice accomplishes nothing, you cannot go home

We love a good old lover boy

I love Violet because she really looked at the strongest, scariest rider in the whole quadrant who actively wanted to kill her, and went yep, that’s the one I want to fuck.

And she did.

She also turned him into a romantic boy obsessed and I think that’s so great for her.

I love this cast

This is sending me like why are they attacking him 😭😭😭

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