Do I Have A Little Crush On Tairn Himself? Why, Yes, Of Course I Do! He's Paarthurnax Mixed With Salem

Violet: HI HONEY IM HOME

Xaden:

Ridoc, impersonating Xaden: but Violence I told you not to look for me?! I need to protect you from myself! - OH THE DRAMA!

Imogen: before you start she nearly died last week

Sawyer: and the day before yesterday

Garrick: and two days before that

Violet: and right now can someone help me get this knife out my thigh?

i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.

Mkay so just thinking about the song «obsessed» and at first was like Violet about Cat then went no it’s 100% Xaden about Vi’s exes

-We're allowed to drink because it's airitime law.

someone on tiktok said during threshing ridoc was wandering around screaming marco and aotrom finally replied polo and thats how they bonded and im CACKLING

"Hi, my name is Tairn. This is my scary wife, Sgaeyl, my idiot daughter, Andarna, and my other idiot daughter, Violet."

–Tairn for the entirety of Iron Flame, probably

I don’t think he’d testify against him in the first place

I’m imagining Gus doing Shawn’s taxes or looking at them or something because Shawn’s like something’s off but I’m not sure what.

And Gus realizes they’re different because Shawn is apparently married according to the U.S government.

Something he as Shawn’s best friend would have known, and something Shawn definitely should have known.

But it turns out Pierre forged a marriage between him and Shawn so Shawn can’t testify against him in court.

Shawn does nothing to divorce him.

Its heartbreaking and beautiful and I love it so much

“Pffft I’m not crying, I’m the one who makes people cry around here!” I yell as I shake my fist in the air, sobbing my way through the first two chapters of @infinitelymint’s god rest my soul (I miss who I used to be)

new animatic done, freshman year you'll always be famous

youtube link 🚗

you know that episode of the office where they can’t find michael and dwight goes out with holly to look for him and holly knows michael so well, thinks so much like him, and she literally follows his path step by step exactly until she finds him ?

this is how i imagine the next book being

violet going to all the right places, always late but also always just a little closer, until finally. there he is. 🖤