“everyone Can Shift But Not Everyone Will Shift”

please i need to shift i need to make my boyfriend’s motorcycle sparkly

how to shift whenever (from an experienced shifter)

yes. you've heard this before. yes. it's recycled. i'm not giving you new information, i'm reminding you that you already know what to do and you're just not doing it. sorry lol. drink your cold brew and listen.

you shift by assuming. that's the law. no loophole. no secret ingredient. no five-step guide with a pastel graphic. just assumption. just decision.

if you've ever cried over a fictional character.....congrats. you've already shifted. you just didn't monetise it. do it on purpose next time.

it’s not "i'm so close" or "i almost did it" or "omg did i just feel something." no. it's not a quiz. it's not a scavenger hunt. it's not a 4chan riddle. it's your reality. assume it. you assume your name. you assume gravity works. you assume you have a face.

you want to shift????? ok. then do it. now. like, actually now. while reading this. literally while scrolling. yes, even if you're in the bathroom. you're already doing it, you’re just not owning it.

stop calling it a failed attempt every time you don't get the fireworks. stop naming your moments as if they’re battlefield tombstones. you’re making a museum of "almost." just go. stop narrating it.

you don't shift because you're waiting to feel shifted. you don't shift because you’re checking every three seconds like a deranged webMD dad. stop doing that. stop redownloading "hope.mp3" and acting shocked when it skips again.

you keep thinking it's hard. it's not hard. it's just annoying. annoying to keep choosing. annoying to be delusional when your brain is feral and cynical and deeply online. do it anyway.

you don't need more subliminals. you don't need to see a crow or a number or a cloud shaped like draco malfoy. you need to assume. persist. and shut up about it.

yes, it feels like lying. but most things feel like lying. flirting, job interviews, saying "i'm fine." we're already doing it. might as well get a reality out of it.

stop hoarding techniques like they're coupons for god. stop trying to feel ready. you don't get to feel ready. you just get to decide.

no one's gonna come down and tell you "you did it right." not your tumblr mutual. not the birds. not your inner child. sorry. you decide it's done and you live from that. yes, even if mittens the cat is still there. assume anyway.

it's already done. you're not waiting. you're remembering.

you're one decision away. you always have been. assume. persist. shift. log off.

me and him if i wasn't so lazy

genuinely feel so bad for people who tried shifting but eventually gave up and decided it wasn't real

like bro you could've had it all

Chapters: 5/? Fandom: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Dazai Osamu/Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu & Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Flags Ensemble & Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu & Mori Ougai (Bungou Stray Dogs) Characters: Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs), Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Chuudog (Bungou Stray Dogs Wan!), Flags Ensemble (Bungou Stray Dogs), Mori Ougai (Bungou Stray Dogs), Elise (Bungou Stray Dogs), Piano Man (Bungou Stray Dogs) Additional Tags: Crack Treated Seriously, Fluff and Crack, Author Is Sleep Deprived, The Author Regrets Nothing, Dazai Osamu is Bad at Feelings (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu is a Mess (Bungou Stray Dogs), Fluff and Humor, Dazai adopts Chuudog, Dazai Osamu is a Menace (Bungou Stray Dogs), Mori Ougai is Dazai Osamu’s Parent (Bungou Stray Dogs), Nakahara Chuuya is So Done (Bungou Stray Dogs), Jealous Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai is a good dog owner, Comfort No Hurt, maybe little hurt but not much, Teenage Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs), Teenage Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs) Summary:

Dazai was looking for new ways to annoy Chuuya when he found one abandoned in an alley. Dazai normally dislikes dogs but this little Chihuahua reminds him too much of Chuuya to let go. Chuuya never thought he would find himself jealous of a dog, but here he was, beefing with an 8 pound glorified purse rat for Dazai’s attention. Mind the tags, I regret nothing.

Not an update, but I did forget to post this before when i added new chapters. 

Also the next Chapter might be delayed, I am finishing up school, just got a puppy, and moved to start a new job. Wish me luck! 

but it's such a lovely place...

sometimes my s/o makes me feel like a rabid dog

see him schmoove

it reallyyyyyy breaks my soul whenever i see shifters on tt interacting with people clearly making fun of us like we are a punchline to them