heheh Leon go bbrrrrrrrr
*slaps Leons ass*
This bad boy can fit so much trauma in it
Being trans is literally like going “I got a tattoo of a cat bc they are my favorite animal :)” and then a nationwide movement is created to go “but do you have proof that cats are your favorite animal? If we don’t have objective proof that cats are your favorite animal how can we know it’s okay to let you permanently alter your body? We should make tattoo parlors illegal because people might get tattoos of things that aren’t their actual favorite animal” like you realize you all sound insane right
remember when they kissed? that was weird
Captain Gideon / Captain Hunter
Ryan 😭
oH no i Am sICk, I nEed a dOctOr
me pretending to have coronavirus waiting for a handsome but lonely vampire dilf to come save me
someone lighting a fuse in Mission Impossible
Ethan revealing himself by pulling off his latex mask:
me: called it! im so smart!
also me:
he Monch
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Every sentient being possesses the capacity for change -Optimus Prime
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