MOON KNIGHT As Textposts - Pt 4 (pt 1, Pt 2, Pt 3)

"I have a serious medical condition."

"Yes! You are a compulsive liar!"

Monty Python and the Holy Grail + tumblr text posts

A concept:

Pride month but every year we hear someone complain about pride month we extend it by one day.

Pride month starts may 30th next year

Pride month will slowly become pride year

Story time that no one asked for: one time in History, I was sitting next to this kid and out of nowhere he says "gay people are so gross right?" And I say "Actually, I'm gay" his face when 😳. It took everything I had not to burst out laughing.

When Shax says:

"A miracle of enormous power happened last night. The kind of miracle only the mightiest of Archangels could've performed."

I don't think she's talking about them hiding Jim. Crowley and Aziraphale even discuss how small a miracle it is, and they only put forth half the effort apiece.

I think the enormous miracle is that an angel and a demon are working together in one accord. That's big enough to set off alarm bells in heaven.

there was an old wizard who lived in a shoe

that tea come with the cake?

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