[At The Hard Deck, During The Post-mission Party]

Being trans is literally like going “I got a tattoo of a cat bc they are my favorite animal :)” and then a nationwide movement is created to go “but do you have proof that cats are your favorite animal? If we don’t have objective proof that cats are your favorite animal how can we know it’s okay to let you permanently alter your body? We should make tattoo parlors illegal because people might get tattoos of things that aren’t their actual favorite animal” like you realize you all sound insane right

The ceasefire agreement was reached and joy is floating among the Palestinian people

i watch the top gun movies for the plot

the plot:

hes so precious

When you see your pet and start petting their head and it’s randomly wet and you ask them “what happened why are you wet!!!!!!” And the pet doesn’t answer

the regular people of hyrule seeing the castle spontaneously burst into dark evil flames and rise up out of the ground:

The American historical association vetoing a stance against genocide of Gazans even though 80% of the members voted in favor

When russia-ukraine war first started they released a statement i know it's a tired comparison but the double standards are so apparent

AHA

AHA Statement Condemning Russian Invasion of Ukraine - AHA

The American Historical Association condemns in the strongest possible terms Russia’s recent invasion of Ukraine.

heheh Leon go bbrrrrrrrr

*slaps Leons ass*

This bad boy can fit so much trauma in it

Khonshu:

Evil Shakespeare be like: MacDeath