Quick! Someone with art skills, draw this!
It's over for you bitches
I have a built in sword now >:)
I tried to scroll past this. I really did
THANK YOU! Tbh it’s more the second one that angers me than the first. But I agree.
It angers me when people are like “Jason and Percy” “Jason and Percy are the brotp.” “Jason and Percy are best friends.” Like first of all Grover is his best friend! Also him and Jason have very LIMITED interactions in the books, if any!!
While I’m on the topic, I also don’t like that when people talk about “The big three kids” they always do Nico, Percy, and Jason. Like Thalia was the og to that trio of chaos. Like she might be a hunter but her and Percy can trade insults for a lifetime without repeating any, and that’s just their bond. Like if you want to include the roman demigods them do all five of them (Percy, Thalia, Hazel, Nico, Jason).
Anyway, I just have a lot of opinions on that and should probably shut up because it probably is a very hot take!
Beans. Beans are what brought me here. As I have been told that you hold the key to unlocking the magical can of beans!
You walk into a room and it's full of glitter shimmering brightly in the air
tries to eat the air bc oh my god it is S H I N Y
Now that Leo and Raph are done, it's Donnie's turn for character analysis as a writing reference. So without further ado,
Donnie Character Notes
Language Habits:
Straight up talks like a redditor who hasn't touched enough grass (affectionate)
Oscillates between very scientific paper polished, sometimes adding a dazzle of shakespearean for dramatics, or abbreviations/a shorter version of a word with a more fun connotation (i.e. "brekkie" instead of breakfast)
Uses food as surprised exclamations or curses, "oh my peaches and cream", "banana pancakes!"
Emphasizes each syllable of a long word when he's excited or trying to make a point. Conquered becomes con-qu-ered
Either exaggerates his speech or speaks in deadpan
The science terms he uses as battle cries aren't chosen at random, but rather are related to the action/subject at hand, i.e. yelling "fibonacci" when throwing his spinning tech-bo
Will overly describe an item or a situation, and often gets caught up in these observations before processing what just happened
Will repeatedly yell "help!" when he's distressed and/or outnumbered
Refers to Mikey as "Michael"
Refers to his brothers as "brethren" or "gentlemen"
Refers to splinter as either "father", "papa", or "dad" depending on the weight of the situation
Refers to his tech as his "babies"
Answers the phone with, "You're conversing with Donatello"
Uses "gesundheit" instead of bless you
Personality:
The fixer, he supplies the family with tech and resources. He always has a trinket made for the situation at hand and/or offers his knowledge/data collected. He's always prepared to help. Even with outside resources, he likes to feel useful in solving their problems (i.e., building Todd that dog park)
The theater kid, in a similar vein to leo, Donnie has his own style of dramatics. He often uses shakespeare-like language, is mentioned to regularly recite the jupiter jim musical soundtrack, and has a music mode for his battle shell. He belongs on a stage, or at least thinks he does
Not good at lying, despite the glamour he can put on in the spotlight. This may be due to the side of himself that over explains his thoughts
An over-thinker, who really tends to over-complicate things. His first theory or idea will always be the most extreme buck-wild concept. After some filtering, he still word vomits
A dreamer/big idea guy. He does have big ideas and goals. A lot of these he's able to put into place, although some go a little haywire (see Albearto). He doesn't do things in halves, and puts everything into a project
Meticulous, someone who's very detail oriented. As mentioned before he tends to over-complicates things. This may be impacted by his love for data and collecting information (he does record Everything for a reason)
Always on the edge of violence, which is surprising. Donnie's not known as being the angry archetype of tmnt, but he can get a little violent in his fighting style and does often cite his desire to use lethal force
Low empathy, which is mainly due to his issues processing and recognizing emotions. He's been pegged as unemotional, but in canon he's rather emotional and expressionate, just lacking the skills to process such emotion (he's just like me fr)
Praise motivated, as seen with his interactions with Splinter. Also desires the praise of his brothers, who he doesn't feel understand him with all the teasing that's sent towards his direction. This also pushes him to seek validation and acceptance in other groups (i.e. the purple dragons), to feel a sense of security or belonging
Ignores his own mistakes, and will often pretend like they didn't exist or ever happen. This most likely has to do with his desire for praise, so he feels bad when he fails. If he never made a mistake, he never has to feel bad
Miscellaneous:
Fourth to unlock mystic powers
Uses "Bootyyyshaker9000" as most of his usernames and passwords, with his alt. username being "Alpha-Bootyyyshaker9000"
Has a fear of bees, spiders, and of course beach balls
Breaks the fourth wall the most
Loves the smell of pineapple, hates the texture
Has a hobby of rooting around in the junkyard and dumpster diving
Uses cheat codes in video games
Mikey's next of course :)
GAMER NICO
Nico spent seventy years in an arcade, this bitch is a video game god, who’s twitch account is setting records, video game companies fear because he just breezes through every game, making their games look easy and childish despite the games always being ridiculously hard on other people.
Someone, anyone, fan art, fan fic, anything please?
People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.
Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.
grom losering
*inhales*
L O T H C A T
taking a break after jedi practice :)
[ID: a digital illustration of Ezra Bridger and Kanan Jarrus from Star Wars: Rebels. They’re lounging amongst the golden grasses of Lothal, content after an afternoon of training. Ezra sits with his knees to his chest, his face resting against his hand while he smiles down at the white lothcat he pets at his side. Kanan lies on his back behind Ezra, his closed eyes upturned to the sky. He has a piece of grass in his mouth, which is being eyed gleefully by the brown striped lothcat Kanan is about to pet. In the distance there are the conical shaped mountains of Lothal, and the planet’s two moons can be seen in the cloud filled sky. END ID]
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