[image description: a ten page comic starring saiki kusuo from the disastrous life of saiki k and anya forger from spy x family.
1: a shot of the both of them walking. They are talking with telepathy.
2: anya, telepathically: do all telepaths have pink hair?
saiki, telepathically: no
anya: oh… are you a spy?! (Next to this thought is a drawing of loid forger)
saiki: no.
anya: an assassin?! (next to this thought is a drawing of yor forger)
saiki: hey, aren’t these your parents?
anya hesitates to answer.
3: saiki: I… am a normal high school student.
anya: what?! how?! You have telepathy! your life has to be exciting!
saiki: I prefer when it’s not. I don’t like telling people that I’m an esper.
4: anya think about this for a moment, before going wide eyed.
anya: does that mean you have to kill me?!
saiki: what? no?
5: saiki: why would I have to kill you.
anya: because i know about your telepathy?
saiki: watch other cartoons
anya, looking shocked: How- it’s not from a cartoon. (She is thinking of a cartoon, where someone says “you found out my secret! Die!”)
saiki: you’re replaying the episode in your head right now.
6: saiki: it seems like a better show than cyborg ciderman no. 2 at least.
anya: cyborg ciderman?
saiki: don’t watch that either.
anya: if you don’t like telling people about it (his telepathy)… do some people already know?
7: saiki thinks of his mom, aiura, toritsuka, and akechi.
saiki: a couple classmates, my family. some found out on their own.
Anya: how did it go?
8: saiki: maybe a little too well. they never stop bugging me now.
anya: really?
saiki: really.
anya looks shocked, then says: I haven’t told anyone.
saiki: you don’t have to
anya: i know, but…
9: a shot of both of them walking, this time in silence.
10: saiki: hey, if you haven’t told anyone, did you make your psychic limiters yourself?
anya: what are psychic limiters?
saiki: the cones one your head?
anya: heh. ive fooled you. These are just hair pins!
saiki: why do they look like that.
anya: I don’t know
End ID]
psiprise encounter
this is sich an irrelevant post lmao
i started messaging this person at 04:11 pm.
its now 07:52 🫢
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Y/n: I need someone to fuck me--
Asmodeus: *looks excited while quickly getting up from his seat to run to you*
Y/n: --up in this video game 1000 times so I can get the achievement for being killed over 1000 times.
Asmodeus: ...Uh...What?
Leviathan: *excitedly pushes Asmo out of the way*
Leviathan: I GOT YOU, Y/N! LET'S DO THIS!!
new sakusa headcanon!!! kiyoomi, for the longest time, cannot,, for the life of him,, figure out why you love kissing the corner of his lips so much. at first he thinks you're just teasing instead of actually giving him a proper kiss, but with the amount of times he's grumbled and complained about it every time you do so, he figures you'd get the hint by now, but you always just giggle and give him a teasing grin. until one day he's getting his makeup done for an official msby photoshoot and the makeup artist asks him to see if he's happy with his make up. he leans in closer to the mirror and it catches his eye: the faint beauty mark just below the corner of his lips — right at the spot where you give him the most kisses. he knows he has it, of course, but he's somehow never put two and two together until today, and suddenly his face feels warm and his heart flusters, his brain goes blank and he can't believe he's never figured this out before but most importantly, he can't believe you're having this effect on him. he loves it. he can't wait to get home and shower you with kisses.
he's only snapped out of his trance when the makeup artist wonders aloud if they've applied too much blush on his cheeks.
Yamaguchi: Fuck! I want to die!
Daichi: Language!
Yamaguchi: Hickity heck! I crave death!
Honestly, I'm really sick of all the bsd "hot takes" that are about how torn up Chuuya was when Dazai left the Mafia.
Because no. Just no.
Chuuya wasn't "torn up". He might have been a bit pissed and he probably missed him a lot more than he'd like to admit. But it didn't tear him up, it didn't break him down, he didn't feel abandoned. He downed a bottle of Petrus, passed out, and woke up the next day and got back to work. Over the next four years he cried, he broke shit, and pursued dark haired one night stands, but ultimately he had a life he continued on with.
Now Dazai? Isolated and alone, grieving Oda, and in hiding from the organization he'd been with for nearly 4 years? Dazai, without missions and targets? He was taking it much harder. Not in emotional heartbreak, that's not quite Dazai, but he does think of Chuuya in his 2 years of isolation a lot more than Chuuya thinks of him in his own 4 years of Dazai being off the radar.
/don't repost/
I think they should be fwiends 🌸
“lgbt people have been harassed and killed for showing off their sexuality and talking about the fact they have sex, sex has played a fundamental role in lgbt history” and “not feeling sexual attraction can be extremely alienating and asexual people are welcome here since they do not fit into the stereotypical idea of sexuality” are both things that can coexist. you know that right. they don’t cancel each other out