Cop: You’re Receiving A Ticket For Having Three People On One Motorcycle.

**don't pretend you can't read me 😒

WITH THIS TREASURE I SUMMON-*

NO STOP

IM INNOCENT-JUST ILLITERATE

<3

PATREON 💖 | Ko-fi ☕

what are the odds i make an angst one shot to this song?👀

Masterlist in the works‼️⁉️⁉️

CLUB STUPID: [16: simp since first year]

next [17: feelings are stupid]

PAIRING - SUNA x FEM!READER

GENRE - crack + fluff and maybe some angst thrown in between

SYNOPSIS - Club Stupid, An anonymous podcast meant for the dumb and dumbest to send in unspoken and nonsensical thoughts about issues they face in their day to day lives and for Y/n to speak out and give her opinions and feelings. Normal feelings though, nothing romantic like how she thinks this lazy guy with questionable hair in the volleyball club is actually pretty cute

a/n: OUUU SHIT 😳 Suna been a simp for a while huh 😳 lmao if y’all thought I was gonna throw in some heavy angst then oops djjdjs WRONG STORY. But yaya the twins put their 1 shared brain cell together and figured it out 🤩

ALSO WE HIT 400!! wow we literally hit 300 a couples days ago ahhh that’s so crazy 🥺💘

also please answer this for me :) ty ily have a good night!!

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If Wanda Maximoff grew up on anime instead of sitcoms:

Monica Rambeau: Wanda, please! You need to let the people of Westview go!

Wanda Maximoff: I warned you to not interfere with my world. Now you leave me no choice. Vision...it's time.

Vision: Right, dear. (transforms into a scythe, which Wanda starts wielding)

(Monica and Wanda start fighting, with Wanda trying to hit Monica with the Vision scythe. As they're fighting, S.W.O.R.D. agents arrive to help Monica)

Billy Maximoff: Mom's in trouble! I gotta go help! SOKOVIA SMASH!

(Billy scatters the S.W.O.R.D. agents with a Sokovia smash)

Jimmy Woo, watching from afar: Okay, look, I know I'm Asian but I don't recognize these animes-

Darcy Lewis: -Wanda is obviously channeling Soul Eater and Billy has the One-For-All quirk from My Hero Academia. Get on my level, baka.

(back in Westview, Wanda suddenly hits Monica with a blue energy ball)

Darcy Lewis: That's a-

Jimmy Woo: -Rasengan, from Naruto! See, I understood that reference!

Darcy Lewis: (starts pity-clapping for Jimmy)

if i ever say “i love you guys,” just remember i’m always quoting legally blonde and talking about elle woods and emmet forest, not you

they're so silly