Alexanderlinneken - Alexander

[suddenly has an attack of self-loathing]

me: wtf it's christmas

mental illness : this is my gift

Friend: *plays with my fat* 

Friend: this is so much fun!

Me: ....uh

Hermione: *walking down the stairs* Is something burning..?

Ron: *leaning seductively against the counter* Just my desire for you.

Hermione: Ron, the toaster is on fire.

FUCKIN’ A

WHY. DO. I. KEEP. HURTING. YOU?!

*SCREAMS ON TOP OF LUNGS*

Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. This should be in the tumblr laws. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696

Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433

LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743

Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438

Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673

Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272

Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

If you ever want to talk: My tumblr ask is always open.

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