Alexanderlinneken - Alexander

shaved all my hair off

THAT LAST FUCKING REBLOG IS GOLD !!!!!!!!!!!!!

how to treat yourself on a low budget

bc let’s be honest: not everyone can afford Lush products, here are some low budget ways to feel great 1. do u have a banana? awesome mash that shit in your hair, let it sit for 15 minutes then wash it out with cool water. now u got some silky tresses girl 2. u got some coconut or olive oil? fuckin rad dude, massage that shit anywhere u don’t feel super smooth!!!! including hair *woah* 3. target has some awesome face masks that are like 99¢ and are awesome 10/10 would recommend 4. make some Annie’s Mac n cheese holy shit that stuff is awesome 5. buy some cheap Epsom salts like really really cheep and dump that shit in a bath and soak u lovely motherfucker 6. make a smoothie and drink it bc yum and also not too expensive u don’t need organic food for a delicious smoothie 7. green tea is awesome bc it tastes great, speeds up ur metabolism, and if u put ur face over u brewing cuppa it opens up your pores anddddd if u put the tea bag over ur eyes it gets rid of those dark circles from staying up watching friends 8. open up spotify and play some cheesy music 9. drink a shit ton of water it’s great for u 10. that cucumber on ur eyes shit works guys 11. just take a nap 12. look up yoga for beginners and do a class and donT feel bad if u can’t do all the poses it’s meant to be fun treat yourself nice my darlings love you

Anxiety: THIS IS TOO MUCH!!!!

Me: What is too much?

Anxiety: THIS

Me: I am literally sitting at home doing nothing. My only obligation this evening is to take out the trash. Work went well today. What exactly is the problem????

Anxiety: EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING ALL AT ONCE

Me: But nothing is happening?

Anxiety: TOO MUCH

My talents include:

- falling in love with everyone who’s nice to me

- jumping to conclusions

- pushing loved ones away

- AHHHHHHH™

don’t you just love how mental disorders are basically buy one get seven free

where’s my oscar for acting like i’m not falling apart