Alexanderlinneken - Alexander

my mom: “youre fucking old enough to know you have to shower every 2 days i dont UNDERSTAND why you dont want to be clean”

me: well i kind of uhhh ,,,,,, hate my body and want to die every time i see it so

Hermione: *walking down the stairs* Is something burning..?

Ron: *leaning seductively against the counter* Just my desire for you.

Hermione: Ron, the toaster is on fire.

shaved all my hair off

no im not going to hang myself but yes i do want to

hey. hey. stop scrolling for a sec.

breathe. you’ve made it so far this year. you’ve gotten through so many things that you thought you wouldn’t, and you’ll continue to get though this, whatever it is. i know you can. i believe in you, and i’m so, so proud of you. i know it probably seems impossible, but it’s going to be ok. it’s going to be ok.

breathe in, breath out. and just keep breathing. we’re gonna get there.

I have never been so in love before

lmfao

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