Derek: Why Am I Not A Banana?

Derek: Why am I not a banana?

Reid: Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, I think it would be pleasing for you to know that humans share 50-60% of their DNA with bananas.

Derek: Really?

Reid: Yes, really.

Derek: That's cool.

Emily: Are you telling me that some people are 10% more banana than most? Not fair.

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the way they all of them look hot hurt

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penelope: hey em, hotch just called, he wants to go on a second date with you

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alexblakehusband

1 year ago

A screenshot of a post by tumblr user the-memedaddy. The post starts with a screenshot of another Tumblr post, which consists of an image of Fred from Scooby Doo with text and arrows next to him pointing out that his collar and pants are the same blue, the same image edited so that his white shirt is off and his collar and pants are part of the same one-piece jumpsuit, which is sleeveless with buttons, a comment by tumblr user strudelkaboodle that reads “delete this.” Below it is the-memedaddy’s comment “meirl.” Several replies follow: Reply 1: otterlyrambling: I mean. Cartoon design is based off of 70s/80s fashion. So, it’s not wrong. It’s rather likely. Below their comment are multiple images of people from the 70s/80s in similar jumpsuits. Reply 2: spiffylindster: I’d like to add dickey collars for consideration. Below their comment is an image of a blue dickey collar, which is a shirt collar with only the top of a button-up shirt, cutting off around the chest. It has four buttons, no sleeves, and thin straps that go under the arms. Below the image is a crossed-out comment by the same person that reads: I can picture him having an entire drawer devoted to an assortment of these, right next to his drawer full of ascots. Reply 3: everystarstorm: a screenshot of Fred falling with a white undershirt and blue pants on. His usual long-sleeved, white shirt is falling near him. There’s no blue shirt visible on the inside, and the blue collar is at the top.
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I wanted to reblog this but the images from the original are gone

edited to include alt text. ID in the reblogs.

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alexblakehusband

10 months ago

Amanda LaRusso And Tory Nichols In COBRA KAI 4.04, Bicephaly

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alexblakehusband

9 months ago

just paid for spotify premium bc thats no way im doing this without music

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bus trip 😵‍💫 wish me luckkkk

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alexblakehusband

5 months ago

BABYGIRL DESERVES SO MUCH BETTER 😭

since my brain’s been making me feel Extra Sad™ these past few weeks, it reminded me of how Stacie Conrad is Extra Smart™ canonically

and that in the first draft of pp2, she majored in naval engineering

and my Extra Sad™ just wanted to remind me how dirty pp3 did Stacie and i’m never gonna be over it :(((

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pitch perfect she deserved better stacie conrad

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alexblakehusband

1 year ago

my favorite cm opening scene of all time. everything about this is perfect from emily getting hit square in the forehead and then wanting to see it again to "physics...magic" to spencer's adorable grinch face to them implying spencer has done this before and to HOTCH SMILING

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alexblakehusband

1 year ago

again GFS