Society If Tom Cruise Was Allowed To Be A Fag

They would run the PTA like the fucking navy

genuinely insane to me that the vampire chronicles used to be universally known as the "no fanfiction unless you wanna die by lawsuit" fandom and now it's got a tv show where the central premise is the characters are all writing fanfiction about eachother and everyone's interrograting the text from the wrong perspective

Wow. Can’t believe Queen Elizabeth cranked her last Soulja Boy. Blessed to be a part of such a seminal moment in world history.

Rest In Peace bitch.

Why’s it always gotta be “he’s so pretty when he goes down on me” and never “he eats pussy like part of a complete breakfast”??

Girls when their period starts

I’m so happy for them

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In season 2 of Succession, Kendall Roy declares: “Since I stan dad, I’m alive and well.” Season 4 dares to ask the question: what if there were no dad to stan? In this essay I will—

Happy Pride, monsterfuckers.

Bitches call me cute like Baby Yoda

I’m a good fella

Ray Liotta

Jerma fans are a unique kind of toxic, wherein they are mainly toxic to Jerma himself.