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action movie directors really don’t understand that they could write the scariest, toughest, most badass line in movie history, and it still wouldn’t come close to the moment in Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement, when viscount mabrey of genovia said, “sir you will find that the word ‘fear’ is not in my vocabulary!!” and joe didn’t even fucking blink before replying, “Perhaps… But it’s in your eyes.”

Georgia  6-1 Wednesday:             “I think I’m in love with him,” I mutter.                “I know darling. And he with you.”                                    “No!”             “Yes, Ana. Hell – what do you need?                                                               A neon sign flashing on his forehead?”

This is beautiful.

one time when i was like 6-7 i was hanging out with a friend on one of these 

and he told me a joke so funny (god i wish i could remember) that i lost control and pissed myself. but i was on the up side and so my pee stream trickled down and wet his pants and i couldnt stop laughing as i watched it happened. even when he noticed i had peed his pants and got off, sobbing, i couldnt stop cackling. i hit the ground and rolled off, giggling and probably still pissing myself. i peed someone else’s pants…. i never saw that kid again. sorry kid.

Me, in Ancient Greece, tying my sandals and pretending I don’t know that swan checking me out is Zeus:

I want one.

friend ?????!?

fr iend!! !!!

im coming friend

im here i love u

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