Reblog To Turn The Person You Reblogged This From Into A Fucking Vampire ^-^

yo mister white I’ve got a new friend. she’s a doctor. she gave me an interesting prescription uhhhhh what was it again? ohhh ya ya right half an ounce of lead to be injected into the brain. & it wasn’t a prescription for me. Bitch

Here's to 10 years of being in the Unknown!

I tried to incorporate something from every episode, and while it was tedious, I am so proud of this piece!

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alexander heir

the mechanisms: you now have an emotional attachment to these space lesbians

me: ok

the mechanisms: do you promise to love them

me: yes of course

the mechanisms: THE LESBIANS ARE NOW IN MORTAL PERIL

me: 😭

I’m sick of ace people being infantilized by our parents and society.

“Have you just not met the right person?” “But you said you found them attractive?” “But what about your partner?” “Oh you must be so innocent and pure!” “Why do you still live alone?” “Are you really still a virgin?” “But I want grandkids!” “But you make sex jokes all the time?” “How do you know if you haven’t tried it?” “Don’t give up on sex after just one bad experience!” “Ace people don’t exist.” “Maybe you were just assaulted and you’re scared to try again.” “I’m sure that will change as you get older.”

Literally shut the fuck up.

someone on twitter said to draw two my comfort characters as that one steven universe comic

the funny thing about liking the mechs is that you have to explain to people that your favorite ship is in fact an immortal space pirate and her girlfriend who is the spaceship/moon they travel on and yes they have a romantic and sexual relationship

Ugh therapy isnt enough, I need to ride my rotten world into the sun