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Max and Aypierre : What they had in common, part II

And....I find things to had. So let's get to thé point.

Their issues :

They are not exactly the same but they complete each other REALLY well (for angst and drama ).

Abandonment issues for Aypierre. Obviously because of Ayrobot's story (left behind by his creator ) and because of how he took people who betrayed him when he is a Ride or Die type of person.

For Max.....Loss issue. Because of Dan's and Trumpet's death. Which led him to think that he has no right to be loved (even if he really want to ) AND how guilty he feels for the death of his son.

They complete each other ? One is afraid of being left, the other is afraid to loose someone. As we say in France, "CQFD".

And for that they BOTH do the same thing. Not letting people get too close of their heart. Max didn't at first (he wanted SO badly that someone come too close ) but with his leg....He closed his heart. Because no distraction, and maybe for protecting himself to loose someone again in conséquences of his doings. And protect the others too. He was thinking that their happiness HERE was FAKE and made by the Federation too, so no need to get attached to something they can easily take. For Aypierre, not talking clearly about what he feels, have a lot and a lot of one nights stands. His issues got better but when Max was away, his fear of being left came back and the way to deal with it was.....looking at the sky, hoping Max saw him, believing that he was in space, just like Roier told him. He probably knew it was FAKE but it was the only hope he has, so he clings to it. He builds the castle and begin to do again jokes as a way to hide his loneliness but NEVER wanted to cheat on Max too. Proof ? How he RUNS leaving everything behind at the Roier's hospital when someone told him he was and the feeling of how he miss him he confessed when people confront him about his jokes.

Their trust :

They are BOTH Ride or Die person. They would do everything they can for people they trust. Even deals with their enemy (Cucurucho for the Super Computer that Forever wanted ).

But betray them and.........They stay attached. Yes, Foolish betrayed him, but Max never really truly hate him. Yes, Max hurt him but if he wants to stay friends, and maybe more, then, let's go. Yes, Aypierre cut him, but he is going to die so no hate in the afterlife and if it helps him to get over....

They CAN'T hold a real grudge against people they loved. Too nice, BOTH of them.

They will protect themselve of an another betrayal, but they never really CUT the cord.

Their jokes :

It was often a competition between them such as "Who will embarrass the other the most" and at this...... They BOTH succeed. And for this, they must have a similar sense of jokes. Most of the time, one lead the other further more, etc etc... Aypierre was the cringiest because that's what he loves thé most, but Max was really good at keeping up and probably the only one who can.

And..... That's all for today. If I have another points I will add them, again.

Max and Aypierre : what they had in common.

Analyze time ? Analyse time.

So I said before they were alike, right ? Time to develop.

Their way to deal with pain, angst and suffering :

Hiding in work AND alcohol (and food for Q!Max ). One will sink himself in his machines and castle, and the other sank in Order Theoritas when he lost Trumpet. Their loss give them strenght to create things for not fall inside the black (lol) but for this they sink themselve in anything that can make them deal with their dark thoughts by hiding them under the floor.

Their way to hide how they feel and why :

They will, both of them, choose to NOT talk about what they really feel, choosing sentences with double meanings or way to say things in the tone of their voice. Example ? All the things that did Max to try to flirt with Forever, the "I drink " in answer on how Aypierre copes with Pomme's loss. If they have a problem they will choose first to HIDE it to people. The best example is obviously Max's leg, but in Aypierre's case, the way his dreams affect him. Even to Pomme he never says, how he awoke with shaking hands and tears and even ask to Cucurucho to never tell ANYONE.

I will just precise one thing : if you manage to have Aypierre's trust, he will talk more about what IS happening to him. But NEVER all the pain. And both of them for the same reasons : not worry their loved one. They will always do what they can to ease the anxiety, mostly with jokes which can make feel that "oh yes, it's not so important" but with other topics,too, sometimes.

They will put on a smiling face with jokes, most of the time. One of them a way too much, so people won't take him really seriously and won't see him as someone who can really care about anything. And it may have affected their relationship as well since it can make him harder to believe. And I m pretty sure it did. In Max's case, make believe that he succeeds to get over the pain, for persons who don't know him. And that he fell just like Aypierre. (If I watched only Aypierre's point of view, I will have thought that he was interested at first when it seems that it came a little bit but later ).

Their communication problems and with words :

These two have REAL difficulties to say NO (Max ) or I like you (both lol) or tell the other what they think. One of them because he is afraid of being controlled and seemed to be weak, the other is used to keep his frustrations to himself and doesn't have enough self confidence to think that what he feels is worth and that he can be loved for who he is. Example : "what you really want" and how Aypierre STRUGGLES to say what he wants with silence, and "exclusivity" before saying "I only want you" and what Max said about Dan during Dio de los Muertos that he (himself) wasn't worth of being loved and that's why Dan disappeared.

In Aypierre, it got better with public hugs and saying more and more openly how he missed him (Time, trust....), in Max's case, it worsen with his leg and the choice he asks without really saying it to Aypierre. Him or Pomme. That's what it really was, when he asked him to follow him. Aypierre thought they had time, Max knew they haven't and was thinking that in this island where the Feds control everything they can't be happy and that Pomme was already dead and taken away by the Feds just like his son. He wanted to be healthy and happy and was thinking he can be outside the island. He made plans with Aypierre, was willing to go with him. But he chose Pomme, even if he said "I m unsure I will follow you". He understood, yes, but in Max's mind, (with his dispair and lack of confidence ) it may have reminded how worthless he was as a choice. (He isn't but that's how he sees himself ).

Their love for their children :

Ow, yes, they love them REALLY a lot. They will do ANYTHING for them (wanting to win Purgatory even if it means betray teammates, go everyday in Dio de Los Muertos area to take care of him ) They are the reasons for A LOT of things they do. They both have the "Don't forget, you're here forever" with photos of their children with the same message "Do it for him/her". Their children is their everything, their number one priority. Yes, both of them were not always the best parent, but they cared A LOT about them. And if they loose them they...... sink. One in violence and revenge, one in revenge (sorry, destroy the Federation is revenge XD ).

Revenge (We stay with the mood ) :

They BOTH have revenge tendancies. Aypierre......... it's really obvious (Ayrobot is WAY WORSER of this than Aypierre..... I think that the two cuts comes from him, but the salty comment where from Aypierre ) XD. In Max's case ? Destroy the Federation. It's a way to avenge himself for what they did to his family and himself and the other islanders. He wanted freedom, wanted to take it by force and destroy them, with no regards of the workers. No direct violence, but a NUCLEAR BOMB. XD It's just that Max's revenge is more cold blooded, more thought about, more insidious. On this, none of them is better XD It's juste that one them is more thoughtful about that and think more about casualities and consequences (...... I know not at the last moments, but he was at full despair and madness, so... ). If Aypierre is fire, Max is ice, with revenge.

Their hate/disdain/distrust about the Federation :

You laugh, I heard you. Aypierre, hate the Federation ? He works for them, hahaha. And..... no. He....... does the EXACT thing that Max made. He..... PLAY WITH THEM and USE them. Max, using the Feds ? Remember.... Who Max tricked to become a Minime dealer AND repair his machines ? Cucurucho. And what did Aypierre ? He become their wine maker to KNOW IF THEIR WINE WAS A THREAT TO EGGS AND to protect Pomme. He wants informations. And Aypierre is a character who doesn't go often in direct conflit. Will always use subtles ways (music, masked man, great smiles with mean words behind his back ). For someone, as entire as Max, his way of being is shady and untrustful but..... the only way for Aypierre to have infos are to stay openly on Cucurucho's good side. And the person who knows what he did in the past IS Cucurucho. But ow he hates them and distrust them as much as Max did. The only difference is that one of them have no real problems to use Federation more openly than the other.

And that's all folks for today. If I find something else, i will gladly make a new post. (maybe one day for the problems they have as a couple XD ).

Sad QSMP headcannons that have like half a toenail in canon.

The French version:

Baghera cries very silently, like someone who is used to having to keep quiet.

She also has a very high pain tolerance and she didn't understand why until recently.

When Pomme disappeared Baghera was terrified that the Federation had something to do with that, terrified that her little girl would be at the hands of the people who made her and hurt her so badly.

As much as she wants to hate the Federation for having hurt her, at the same time she can't and that makes everything so much worse.

Baghera doesn't have wings. But she does have two scars on her back where no feathers have ever grown.

Antoine was not prepared to actually get attached to any of the French, or even to Pomme. He knows he is in too deep, has too much to lose if he cuts ties with the Federation, and yet it twists something inside of him when he thinks about their possible reactions, especially Etoiles. For the first time in a very long existence he understands what friendship is, knows what it feels like instead of just watching others experience it, and is very aware that he will lose it all.

That is why Antoine was so pissed off at Osito for being careless with the picture, the earlier they discover about his true past, the earlier he will lose them.

If the Federation truly had Pomme he would have burned it all down himself just to bring her back.

The first time Cucurucho saw Antoine angry was after the torture session nearly killed Pierre for good. No one knows who was more shocked by his display, Cucurucho or Antoine himself.

Pierre continues to trouble sleeping and constant nightmares when he does, he can't remember the last time he managed to truly rest without waking up in a cold sweat or screaming, he is always on the verge of passing out and even when he does crash he still has nightmares.

He refuses to acknowledge it or even talk about it, hides his exhaustion with everything he has, pushes people away just to make sure they wouldn't realize there is something wrong, too afraid they will see a weakness to be exploited.

Pierre hates being alone as much as he craves it- He likes being by himself working on his machines and keeping his secrets close to his chest, but at the same time when he is alone is when the dark thoughts take over

He will, on occasion, not exactly seek to get himself hurt but not exactly avoid it either- If he can feel pain it means that there is something human in him doesn't it?

But Pierre hates dying and he will avoid and lash out when put into such a situation. He fears what will wake up, if it will still be him.

Sometimes Kameto look at the rest of the Islanders and he wonders what his own life could have been, what sort of bonds he could have forged with people, if the Federation didn't come for him first.

Etoiles does not know what his worth is if not as a warrior.

He is not smart like the others, he doesn't build pretty buildings or incredible machines, he doesn't know how to do anything but fight. And if he can't fight, if he can't protect the people he cares about, then why is he still around?

War is everything Etoiles really knows. By the time he reached his late teens and was released from the battlefield he had seen more combat than some people in their old age, everything he knew how to do was to fight, he had nowhere to go, knew no one, had nothing.

He was never able to settle down for too long or even to truly build himself a home, Etoiles knew so very little about the world that he just decided he would explore it. Some people in the army talked about things they missed, things they thought worth fighting for, and Etoiles wanted to understand that feeling of fighting for anything but his own survival.

To this day he still feel more comfortable fighting than he ever does doing anything else.

None of them ever had families.

The concept of family was something Antoine learned by watching other species and for a very long time it was not something he truly understood or could relate. It was only after the plane crash and Pomme that it hit him that maybe he can understand this thing now.

Baghera always thought she was just an orphan with amnesia. She had very little memories of her young years and none of them involved other people, just her and a room, so for a long time she believed she was alone in the world. Even now she struggles with that emptiness, especially now that she knows that the Federation may be the closest thing to family that she will ever have.

Etoiles had parents once. He knows he did, but he cannot remember their faces or even their voices most of the time. He was still just a small child when they came for him and sent him to war.

Pierre was always alone. He had parents but they could as well be ghosts haunting their home, he hardly could see glimpses of them from time to time, all he ever truly had were his machines.

He has a castle. He made a statue for his daughter. He is RICH (more than Tubbo).

Theory on Q!Aypierre :

There is actually 3 different person in Q!Pierre's body :

-the old Aypierre (let's call him preQ!pierre), from before the island to just before the awareness of the federation. The trauma due to the acts of the federation made him forgot about his previous meetings with them. He's quite naive and scared about what happened to him.

-another Aypierre (wise!Pierre) that know what happened with the federation like the torturing stuff. He made the machine and wrote the books . He tries to protect preQ!Pierre from remember the torture and protect the body in general. He is aware of the 2 others one.

-ayrobot , injected as a virus in Q! Pierre's body to stole Aypierre's memories about his creation (ayrobot's) . He is trying not to get caught by other islanders. He hates his creator for abandoning him and wants revenge. He's only aware of preQ!Pierre presence.

More details bellow :

Here's the timeline about what I think is Aypierre's mind (English in ALT) :

Let's call purple!Pierre when they are only one (like a merger of them) with almost only the memories of the island (every Aypierre are purple!Pierre and have his memories)

after the plane crash Aypierre is purple!Pierre but doesn't remember his past at all . wise!Pierre is the first to remember about the past and want to help preQ!pierre to remember about his past but not about the torture he endured.

With ILoveYou.exe , each Aypierre remember their own past and keep their memories of the island. (When Aypierre wake up right after and say he remembers *everything* especially remembering about Ayrobot, it's was actually preq!Pierre who remembers creating ayrobot .

After that, it is mostly preQ!Pierre or just 'purple'!Pierre who interacts with other inhabitants. Ayrobot came during the purgatory to save the body and win (maybe to save Pomme too) (Aypierre speaking French was preq!Pierre having unconscious trouble to fight against the will of ayrobot to lead the body)

Did you enjoy my theory? Do you have any questions ? Let me know !

(Sorry for the bad English, it is not my first language (you can correct me if you want))

(Anyway.)

Soulfire was tired.

The day had been shit, but they somehow had pulled it through. Tubbo's strategy of sleeping hidden in the Center and tricking the collar into not counting his time had worked, and now they had another win under their belt.

They had done it, somehow.

They felt empty anyway, as they kept being day after day. But at least this time, they had accomplished something.

The team pilled on the small bed in their protected square. Missa and Rivers were layed on the ground next by, sprawled around. Niki, Lenay and Pol leaned on each other as they slept. Pierre had passed out right as he had arrived back, snoozing by Pac's side, the other having found a comfortable place to stay.

Tina, Tubbo and Bad were having a tea as their time ran out.

Tina had already left the thermos ready for tomorrow, full and warm and sweet to pepper her team up first thing. Tubbo has plans sketched on handmade paper, planning how to escape destruction next day. Bad was sipping on his tea.

It wasn't sweet. It wasn't satisfying.

Etoiles was stuck underground.

If it was back home in the island, he'd helped Etoiles. Dropped anything to save his distressed friend. But he had just watched, holding a sword to ward off Roier, as Tubbo submitted their contract and guaranteed their win.

Bad wasn't feeling guilty at all, or as if it was unfair. It wasn't the part he felt unsatisfying.

He missed the blood. He wanted to fight.

And now he was thirsty. And tea wasn't enough.

"We need to rest too." Tina softly said, giving Tubbo a tap on his nose and picking the empty cup from Bad's hand.

"Yeah." Bad just brushed off, and soon Tubbo dragged him into the protected area, ignoring his protests.

Tubbo was very satisfied. His plan had worked. He had made his team win. He didn't care who he had to run over.

It was their win.

They deserved it.

He even managed to hold back Roier and Charlie, stale off time even if he died by the end.

Didn't matter. They were unmatched for the day.

Tina waited longer as she watched Tubbo and Bad being forced into sleep. She was the one with most time.

She hated that situation.

She hated everything.

Tina barely had Bagi today before the collar took her. Barely time to talk and touch and check on each other.

She sighed again, resting between Bad and Pac and waiting for the forced sleepiness to take over her body.

Tomorrow she'd have time again.

Tomorrow she'd talk with Bagi.

And. And maybe...

Maybe tomorrow would be satisfying.

Maybe tomorrow they wouldn't go to bed thirsty.

Soulfire is using the armor against mobs. The rules were non enchanted gear during PVP. To make pvp fun again

A lot of soulfire members AREN'T good at fighting. Pierre isn't good fighting mobs, Tina isn't good fighting mobs, Niki isn't. And even the one's that ARE get their ass beaten by mobs. They use the enchanted armor for >>PVE<< bc else they'll get in a death loop

Remember, Phil yesterday almost killed Fit with an enchanted bow but Soulfire let it slide and instead gave 12 flags bc Fit had used enchanted sword to kill Cellbit on accident bc the mobs were kicking his ass before Red arrived and Cellbit jumped in front of him

Also. Red entered Soulfires >>SAFEZONE<<

If the armor is in the CHEST, it means its not being used. Thats their personal chest. Its the PROTECTED zone. Red shouldn't enter it and BURN THEIR STUFF. Pierre had enchanted gear?? He had! But when he and Bad were gonna talk with red, he SHIFTED HIS ARMOR FOR THE NON ENCHANTED ONE to follow the rules in case of PVP. Red is doing this out of bad faith and refusing to talk

It was a scumbag move. Yes its fucked. It was cheating. Red isn't let Soulfire talk at all and is hiding behind "oooh theyre the villains we're just righting their wrongs" to justify their bullshit

They DON'T wanna listen. Bc then it would make them see they're in the wrong. And Red won't fucking do that

I think there’s a big misconception between red and blue viewers about the nature of feeling defeated.

I can’t speak for red, because I don’t watch them, but I see people using red’s first day as a counterargument to what’s happening with blue practically every day. As I understand, their first day was hell, because they were in a severe disadvantage as a team. They’re lore-heads and ‘dumb lucky’ (i am NOT calling them dumb, they are actually all really smart, i am just saying that they are stupidly lucky sometimes), this is not what can give you a win when you are thrown in that game. On the first day. They did get killed a lot and they were going insane. And they were having fun! Listen, I’ve read SO many posts about how funny and cool red’s first day was and hoe people absolutely enjoyed it. And it’s cool.

But it’s COMPLETELY different to blue. Blue are not in the ‘fuck it we ball’ defeat mood. Because they are never given a chance to just enjoy their wins.

1st day – they got SO much backlash for everything that it was genuinely horrible

2nd day – red found the global task strat. Which is fine. But blue had the whole day of just struggling to understand how FOUR PEOPLE TRYING AND TRYING cant overtake one Etoiles on a leaderboard.

3rd day – they’ve been leading the score all day. Did everything they could pretty much. And again, last minute strat. Which was fair, but it’s a big hit on their morale.

4th day – they win, using the sam strat. they specifically did it the way they did just to show how broken it is. they get layers and layers of hate from twitter.

5th day – both red and blue give win to red. this day was neutral.

6th day – the egg preparations. blue decided to just give this day away as well. but bad and pac were hunted for hours just two of them.

7th day – the Egg Wars. we all know what happened :D

8th day – elimination. blue won. blue could’ve easily win without even trying to tie with green, but they did. they almost succeeded. it didn’t feel as a victory when they won, because everyone just blamed them. that wouldn’t happen if green won, everyone would cheer, and it’s a fact.

9th day – that’s today. bad and bagi were constantly hunted for about 3 hours. they couldn’t get into the base for like 4,5 hours (they can now because tubbo is guarding the bounty npc).

Each day when they lose – they lose without sympathy and any kindness from others. Each day they win – this victory is bitter, clawed out and they are hated.

Yes, red and blue both know this feeling of not being able to do anything. But Red have so much support on their side. Both in-game and in-fandom. They are praised for everything they do. They got so much less troubles from blue and green because they kept walking away to not ‘punch down’ from this whole underdog narrative. Meanwhile blue just keep being screwed by everything around them. I think arguably the only thing they have over red is the favor of Lil Buddies, because they are constantly hanging out with them. That’s all. All material stuff they have will be easily matched like tomorrow. They’ve never really had a PVP advantage in the first place because Green’s skills and Red’s players count.

It’s genuinely demotivating to even watch their stream. Like I think I would genuinely cry in their place. All their efforts are either useless, because they immediately get nerfed, or get hated on by literally everyone and everything. It’s such a deep-rooted feeling of loosing before you could even play, that it transfers over the screen.

Red burned in that fire on the first day. And it powered them (in a cursed but fun way). Blue keeps being drowned by everything around them like unwanted kittens, and they are fighting for their life.

So no, I do not think it’s fair to compare Red’s first day to anything that happens to Blue. It’s not the same. I do understand however that it defied them as characters, so it’s a fair point to analyze. But in meta-arguments? Yeah, no. [insert a poll ‘Who suffered more? Blue Team Jesus]

And yet they try. And yet they have nice moments. And yet they are friends. Love prevails.

My favorite silly qsmp headcannons that have like zero canon evidence

The French version:

Antoine is a eldrich abomination as old as the earth itself, man was just chilling in some dark deep cave eating the eventual mobs or unfortunated explorers, scaring the living shit of people from time to time, until Etoiles strumbled on his lair and proceded to try to fight him and then befriend him as one does

Antoine is very dedicated to act as a human(tm)

Everyone knows he isn't one.

But it's a silent agreement between everyone to just play along with him, because that is very important to him and that's their friend, if he doesn't want them to know he is a ancient horror they wouldn't.

Baghera stabbed someone once because they are going to mention the fact that humans are, actually, not able to just float.

It took Antoine an unholy amount of time to realize Etoiles and Baghera are not in fact humans.

He still doesn't know Pierre is not human either.

Actually, no one in that godforsaken Island knows Pierre isn't human even if the man has mechanical parts in his body and can talk to machines.

He has absolutely no plans of telling them either because he finds it absolutely hilarious. And also, he doesn't actually know that the fuck he is either.

His machines are very vocal, he doesn't even know where they learned to swear, but boy do they do it like sailors

Pierre genuinely believes there are no actual full humans in the world. For him everyone is just a hybrid or has at least a hint of something other in their blood.

Etoiles trauma dumps in the most fucked ways. Man will just casually mention some terrible thing that happened on his past, or how he once suffered such terrible injuries he wanted to die but couldn't even manage the strenght to kill himself so he just waited to die of thirst, or something equally as fucked, and he will say it laughing, like is is telling the absolutely funniest story ever while everyone is just horrified.

He 100000% does it on purpose

Kameto went looking for milk, accidentaly found a way out of the Island and is now locked outside with no way of contacting others because he left his communicator behind

Baghera can communicate with ducks and once she actually physically fought one that was being a little bitch

She lost

Antoine and Pierre have the pictures

Sometimes when Etoiles stays in the rain for too long, flowers will blossom on his hair

Baghera used to be able to fly, or at least she thinks she did, so now she still feels the instinct to throw herself from any high place she finds with absolutely no warning

The Island having perpetual summer is fucking with Baghera's personal clock bc she does have the instinct to migrate in winter but winter just never comes

I know it probably won’t happen like this, but this is how I imagine Aypierre waking up from his totally not traumatising little nap that totally doesn’t redefine his entire existence 🥰

i was thinking back in how peter just couldn’t help but rattle on about every single hero during civil-war and we missed a thor and hulk spot so. this happened. (he gossips with ned afterwards)

Did someone say Thorbruce Renaissance?

(Happy October!!)

actual footage of me watching bsg and thinking “ya know i like apollo but felix gaeta is my all time fave”

*THEM*

(Reblogs are better than likes)

Usul + Dorian + Benzaie + Moi + Fanta + Bob Lenon + Seb du Grenier + Fred du Grenier (© Gaël Labousse)

My boyfriend and I were joking that this looks like something out of a Highlights magazine; anyways, here is Yuri Gagarin for my half of a trade with @firefly-cherub!!

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NEIL BELIEVES IN YOU!!! <3

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This is of course just an excuse to draw Prof in a spacesuit, but what if he like, went to space to look for Thor?

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I tried drawing Neil Armstrong, but he looks a bit more Steve Roger-y to me :\

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I know I’m late, but since Gene Cernan is one of my favorite astronauts, I wanted to draw him for his birthday <3 Happy late birthday Gene, we miss you!!

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