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slapped a pride flag on that thang

impatient man: bus driver can you go faster im late for work

worlds most obedient bus driver: whatever you say boss

guy on the bus who turns in to a hungry pack of wild hyenas whenever hes traveling faster than 30mph:

It feels weird not seeing you pink and purple but its also cool

There was this whole ass saga where i tried to mash the lesbian flag onto the og alku art, failed, tried again and then decided that the alku pfp may as well just be normal for once

I'm glad its cool but also it was such a pain 😭

Alkus art dumps ask box was closed so

I want to fight you

Square up you're like 4'11" /lh

Also they're fixed

Reblog to make a white gay big mad

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I was talking to a friend, asking if they've ever experienced something I've been calling "night stupid", where, late in the evening, you're in the middle of working and suddenly (or, sometimes, gradually) you're unable to do things well--and stuff that usually makes sense stops making sense. Yanno...just a noticeable and frustrating down curve in your overall ability to preform the tasks you're working on. and my friend responds, "Tired. Bees, you're feeling tired."

i love the concept of divorce lawyers. the only things in the world that have the power to undo your marriage are death itself or a special little boy with a law degree.

• “La liberté guidant le peuple” by Eugène Delacroix

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• “13th attempt to break the Gaza blockade by sea”. Photo by Mustafa Hassouna (Andalou Agency for Getty)