allegedlyalan
i may be cringe, but I am free || cz/en
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They're having a Jindr-off
Jindřiška by dokázala ubránit Suchdol, ale Jindra by nedokázal ubránit noky: diskutujme
silnější pes uzurpuje podšálky, Eriku
(mám červy v mozku)
čumblristé, toto mi vnuklo do hlavy Účastníci zájezdu AU
(otázkou je, jestli by Jenda s Jindrou byli ten gay pár nebo ti dva řidiči autobusu...)
FUCKS SAKE I never write Modern Au’s but I’m on me fucking holidays; Hansry backpacker au in south east Asia.
Hans and Henry on a group tour of the same place, Henry’s been saving for it for ages with a bunch of gigs, he maybe is still a blacksmith or something and he and his (step-)dad run the forge at like a living history museum or something.
Hans tossed trust fund money at a last minute distraction to keep delaying adulthood. And for fun, Hans is still in some way, technically, ‘Sir Hans’, and when Henry finds this out (and also the kind of school he went to) he calls him ‘Sir Hans’ to piss him off.
Some kinda initial hiccup involving maybe, Hans and Henry being switched out of their 18-30 group tour and moved with a bunch of oldies (The Devil’s Pack, probably.) and so get kind of thrust together as natural travelling companions/roommates but they hate each other.
Maybe there’s like, idk a natural disaster that happens when they land (BASED ON NO RECENT PERSONAL EXPERIENCES) and the travel rep gets them the last hotel room available and it’s an ah oh no only one bed scenario, bc why not take advantage of the trope?
And they’re having kinda different trips; Hans is paying for all the additional extra shit, like he pays 100 baht to take a picture with an iguana in a bar, but Henry’s the one that tells him the man will expect money when he takes a photo because he’s the one pulling him out of trouble and telling him to mark smart choices. And he pays because like, why not, that’s like barely anything in ‘real money,’ live a little Henry!
And at some point they get a bit too stoned together and watch homoerotic fire dancing and have like a. Huh. Moment, and make out in a club on the beach.
Anyway for the rest of their travel group;
Godwin is some old hippie perma-traveller spiritualist who’s been on a semi Buddhist trip of south east Asia for a few years. He’s got a lot of Asian style tattoos and you know he’s rocking the elephant pants too. Also probably taking advantage of the legal weed very heavily. Is definitely still a priest, but more generally ‘spiritual’ than particularly pious.
Zizka, Hynek, Kubyenka, Janosh and Adder are all there on holiday together.
Kubyenka and Hynek are on an absolute weeks-long bender and just indulging in every vice that’s offered, drugs, alcohol, sex, adrenaline, everything. (And Hynek is maybe luring Henry to the dark side a little/peer pressuring slightly sheltered village lad travelling this far his first time into trying hard drugs and getting into danger.)
And the others are there - Adder and Janosh and Zizka have all gone travelling together, they’re something like old army buddies/still actively involved in some shady military shit. Zizka’s like team captain making sure the pack don’t get into too much trouble, but seems to be okay letting them ‘let off steam’ however they like. (He also seems to be surreptitiously recruiting Henry to their shady military shit when he starts recognising his potential from how he reacts to Devil pulling him into shit.)
Katherine seems kind of above it all, and is just trying to relax and sunbathe and shit and it’s not super clear if she’s part of the other group who already know each other or she came by herself? But she keeps disappearing and no one really knows what she gets up to.
Rosa’s maybe there too - she’s like 18 and on her gap year before starting at a very prestigious university to study literature. She’s having a hot girl backpacking trip. She can’t stand Hans bc he’s just like all the other twats she went to school with, but Henry seems like a good shot for a tour fling/entertainment, but annoyingly he’s obsessed with Hans, and having such bad taste has to count for a mark against him. Katherine takes her under her wing and makes her even more terrifying. They start coordinating outfits.
Albrecht z Krvenos kráčel, aby Ištván Tóth mohl cválat
KCD AU ve kterém je Jindřich Ptáčkův Saturnin :3
mytí vlasů je od čtvrtého února mnohem zábavnější
KCD postavy jako cimrmaní gify
Jindra
Ptáček
Bohuta
Zikmund
Suchý Čert
Žižka
Kateřina
Hanuš
Racek
Markvart von Aulitz
Otto z Bergova
Ištván Tóth
Šedivka
Brabant
Musa
Róza Ruthardová
Komár
Hans Uher
Kuběnka
Božena
Tereza
Černý Bartoš
Doubravka
pohlednice ze serie Jadřich moderni eskapady😝
prvni je jejich vylet do tater v klasickem ceskem stylu (ztrati se a bude je zachranovat horska sluzba) a jindru chytla trudomyslnost. mozna ta polarni noc ma fakt zvlastni moc.
na druhy pohlednici se oba vyjebali na skokanku, ale pivo rany hoji
PROSÍM prosím Hansry/Jadřich fanart jako tenhle meme
Já, když otevřu instagram/tumblr, abych "jen něco zkontrolovala"
Českoslovenští soudruzi mají Intenzivní Trampské Kamarádství, zatímco Angličané mají, zdá se:
🇬🇧 Frontové Kamarádství 🇬🇧
🐐 gender envy 🧛
slyšte
(pokud to ovšem již nezaznělo)
"Ladislav Fuks hned po svatbě v Itálii utekl před svou novomanželkou zpět do rodné vlasti (a vypadal takhle)" velký den pro winterbunny převozníky
The Secret History except the hospital Richard gets admitted to is run by the House MD team:
he comes in with terrible respiratory problems and with Henry doting on him the whole time
first disovery: he has pneumonia because he stayed in an room with a hole in the roof (duh)
second discovery: his lower abdominal pain is caused by an std he contracted from Henry who got it from Camilla who got it from Charles who got it from Francis who also gave it to Bunny (and that's why Marion doesn't like him)
third discovery: his digestive problems were due to Henry slowly testing a poison on him which he plans to use on Bunny
fourth discovery: the thing that bit Charles during the bacchanal gave him rabies. To counteract him, he needs mouse bites
final discovery: the biggest underlying cause of his problems was just being allergic to the type of chalk Julian uses or smth
Když hloupá kuchta Buchta zavařila do polívky všechny názvy ročních období, ale nás je pět:
*Je velmi možné že v kánonu seriálu Hra na oliheň provozují své vlastní hry i jiné země. Tudíž je možno usoudit že Česko má také vlastní verzi*
Já poté co už sem s poslední figurkou 2 pole před domečkem a ňákej debil mi ji vyhodí z políčka, v člověče nezlob se:
Hawk Túath
