🍂Autumn Self Care🍂

Merry Thiccmas 🎄 (🔊)

It's shitty but I made this for you hope you like it 💕💕😘💕

Really? For me?! Goodness, how long did this take you? It isn't bad at all, you're very talented and it's gorgeous! It's very sweet of you.

Thank you! ☺️

HAVE A GOOD DAY! - Willy Wonka 🍫

Anyone ever told you you look like a young johnny depp?

Never heard of him.

Hahaha. Omg. I love you too, honeydip! 💙

Source: @Thesecountryroads 🌾

omggg mine used to be 27 too. did the whole 27 club thing inspire you? that was the thinking process behind 27 for me tbh. then i turned 28 over quarantine whoopsie

i think i heard abt it and smth abt the number rlly stuck w me ?? idky 27 is my number but ever since i turned 13 im like :/ well i know when im going

I'm becoming a bit overwhelmed with the notifications I'm receiving. My asks are totally backed up too. They just don't stop, ha. I'm gonna take a break and check on my Oompa Loompas. Heh...'kay bye.

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I didn't know you was good friends with Santa clause. I'm late. But I bet you and your oompa loompas be getting the holiday hookup special. All types of little cute outfits and tailored coats and supplies. You know good and well your behind should be on the naughty list after what you did to them kids but Santa still be putting you on the nice list in trade for cookies and chocolate 😂😂

Oh yeah, everybody know the Clauses and their worker elves here at the factory. They like to visit during the winter for a tour and a nice dinner in our big dining hall, and they just love having hot chocolate near the fireplace. Fortunately, Santa never learned about the little factory mishap so I was never put on his naughty list. That's a secret, a slightly dirty one, but so what? We all have at least one. And it's not like any of what happened was my fault anyway. I'm quite an angel, if I do say so myself.