P͏s͏s͏t͏! H͏e͏y͏, I͏ H͏o͏p͏e͏ Y͏o͏u͏ H͏a͏v͏e͏ A͏ G͏r͏e͏a͏t͏ D͏a͏y͏, I͏ L͏o͏v͏e͏

SAMEEEEEE

Ok. Hold up. Wait so I just got off instagram, and you‘re engaged?!?!?!? Wedding planning?!? Cake tastings? 🍰 Venues? Wat? 😲😲😲😲 Omfg is that why you‘ve been ignoring our tumblr messages for weeks? Seriously Congratulations big bro, omg I‘m so excited for you, i better get an invite!! 😭😭😭😭 And I wanna meet your fiance, her ring is mf beautiful like the size of my head, did you spend every dollar you have on it? But I cannot believe you did not tell us wtf man? She better treat you right and you better treat her right. I love you bestie! Now answer my messages! 😂😂😂

Love is in the air love is in the air, so cute so sweet 💖💝💓💕💓💗

Yeah, I'm sorry. She was making us taste wedding cake samples like every other day & every time she tastes a new flavor that she likes she changes her mind about the last one, lmao. 🤦‍♂️ But I really love wedding planning, it's so fun! I used to hate the idea of it. But looking through catalogs & planning the food, attire, theme, colors & the honeymoon is actually enjoyable. We're thinking of doing a royal wedding, like in a castle near the sea. & I was gonna msg you eventually but I've just been so busy. I didn't wanna make it a big deal cause then I'ma overthink every detail for the wedding & stress out. Like I've literally been eating cake for the last 6 days, can I breathe first? I can't believe I'm gonna be somebody's husband, like someone actually wanted my weird ass. 😩 & thank you so much, we'll get together soon! 🧡

Source: @Thesecountryroads 🌾

~* T A N G L E D *~

[One of the most beautiful Disney scenes.]

I be a hoe for VC 😝😛😌😋☺️😌😚

Hola lol yeah hi i just found out you were in some movies I watched and your family like own a company or something and I saw part of your house on instagram so are you like rich?? lol srry for bad english it is not my first lang.. 💭

Lol, I hate acknowledging stuff like that about my life cause it feels like I'm bragging, & I don't wanna be a douche & be like "I'm rich". I'm fortunate & blessed. Your english is fine, btw. 😊✨

Gay for pay yay

You're pretty and I'm gay -

and now I'm going to hide away in embarassment, bye !

Oh, thank you for the compliment!

We need more pictures of your damn fine face

Hmm, maybe ask me again later, lol. 💙💖

Also, how this ask makes me feel:

T H A N K Y O U, L O V E

I don't wanna talk about it, but here's a few old pictures of me growing up:

~* Such a cutie pie 🐈 *~

Day 29 Teapot

I’m a little Teapot, Short and Stout.

I have this theory that you're bipolar. Mainly cause when you go from being cheery to angry and petty quick. Every time the kids say something annoying you snap at them. When Augustus fell in your chocolate river you looked mad and like you didn't give a fuck then when the sucky thing sucked him up you had a smirk on your face and didn't do anything cause you wanted to see what would happen. You could've easily told your oompa loompas to get him out. You seemed like you really tried to warn all the kids except Augustus. Is it because he's fat? At the beginning of the tour you sarcastically body shamed him. You lowkey got a dark side lol

I don't understand anything you're saying. Each child was a complete brat and their parents were equally irresponsible for contributing to their kid's downfall, a lack of discipline, parenting and all that stuff.

Example, Augustus and his mother are the same size, if you get what I'm saying. If she had told him to put down a cookie or two years ago then maybe he wouldn't have been so tempted and greedy at the factory. And I was the true victim here, I had to drain my poor chocolate river and replace all the contaminated chocolate. That cost me a lot of money. So I don't want to hear about how I'm such a terrible person for supposedly taking a little pleasure in their pain.