Frog Appreciation Post!✨🍄

Another weird cocoa question:

Can I touch the back of your hand, please?

Uh- 😅

Why?

Attention all K-12 Rp‘ers, it‘s back to school time & here are the guidelines for the RP ‼️

RULES:

When you are talking out of RP text, use "//" to indicate such 💬

Be kind to other roleplayers 🌺

You are permitted to make separate one-on-one chats between characters if necessary 📱

No hate speech (racial slurs, homophobia, transphobia, harassment, etc.) of fellow rper‘s outside of storyline/canon rp ❌

No one under 18, must be 18+ to rp 🍄

No MAPS, predatory behavior, etc. ❌

Do not try to control anyone else‘s character(s)

You can rp as more than one character, including your own oc‘s or yourself 🍓

Storyline must make sense (ex: if your character‘s house in rp burned down the day before it cannot magically reappear, unless magic is involved in the rp) 🕯️

You cannot declare your character(s) to share history or a background with another character(s) without permission from the other person(s) 📚

If you are playing a character from the movie please let everyone know so no one else picks the same character ✨

((I will update this post as needed, if you need me to add something important on this post then inbox me privately)) 🍒

Pick out a K-12 uniform (you can change uniform colors or style if you prefer, ex: if you are male but you wish to wear one of the dresses/vice versa - no problem) 🌿

You are to come to class (group chat (s)) each day as you would in real life, if you cannot then you need to notify myself or a classmate 👫

We need teachers, so anyone who wants to be a teacher inbox me privately 🍭

If you leave the rp please notify someone within the group so the rest of us do not seek you out for rp interactions

If you break these rules you will be put in detention 📝

If you have no idea what k-12 is but you would like to rp, watch the movie first. DO NOT RP IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN IT!

❌RP DOES NOT have to be canon to the movie❌

Character claims: @heylookitsdorothy as Fleur, @darkrosespeaks as Magnolia

That ends this post, I will update as needed/as more rpers join 💬

Taglist ((notify me if you or somebody else needs to be added)): @sincerelyalice @tarranthightopp @darkrosespeaks @winslowat3am @onlyedwardscissorhands @1959x @acuriousfae @sansgriff @heylookitsdorothy @proseformylove @blueforu @luckyponygoopcookie

Good morning, people!

I want to quickly show you guys something new inside the factory!

This is the Space and Underwater room! How many of you believe in aliens? I hope you do, because we've perfectly constructed anti gravity delicacies, called Moon Pies, that we're going to send straight into orbit, allowing any aliens out there with a sweet tooth to eat to his or her fill. And that way, if the sweet is eaten, we'll know whether or not extraterrestrial life forces exists. Brilliant, no?

Now, these big white balls attached to the ceiling above the Oompa Loompas' heads are organic moon replicas, made from crystalized particles, Himalayan salt and Alpaca fiber. They're used to collect any goop or DNA from any aliens that eat the pies off 'em. We've also set up a big pair of binoculars to see if we capture any activity.

Oh, and check this out, this is one of the neatest things. This is the Underwater Simulator, it serves the same purpose as the Space Simulator and Moon Pies, except its job is to lure otherworldly marine vessels into our line of vision, see if they like chocolate.

You just simply dunk a person, or in this case an Oompa Loompa, into the water and they can scuba their little bodies around while collecting data. Yeah.

Though it's a latest and greatest idea still in the works, if successful, I'll be the first chocolatier in the world to document extraterrestrial life! Ha, can you just imagine?!

LET US SEE YOUR HANDWRITING PLEASE

But you've already seen my handwriting when I briefly explained how affiliate marketing and networks work.

YES

I'm a trash hoe saving your pics

Jesus Christ you hot af mk?

bye

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❄️💋❗BIG ANNOUNCEMENT❗💋🎄

@winslowat3am and I are partnering up for our first ever seasonal giveaway on Tumblr! We want to do something fun for the holidays because we know times have been hard and some people need some cheering up, so we're bringing the holidays to you guys! 🎄🎁❄️☃️ Starting today, the Thanksgiving giveaway is open from now until Friday 10:00am PST. We will be giving away 2 mystery boxes filled with new clothes from top brands, gift cards, miscellaneous, and other surprises!

🎁 HOW TO ENTER 🎁:

1 reblog = 1 entry. You can reblog this post multiple times but please don't spam your followers. Likes do not count as entries.

You don't have to be following my or his blog - but new followers are always welcome!

Winners will be selected randomly and announced after the competition is closed. I and Winslow will contact the winners we pick via private message. In addition we will be asking for the winners' fav aesthetic(s) and sizing info to match the items we choose with their body type, preferences and style as best as we can. I will be selecting a winner and @winslowat3am will be choosing the other. Winners will have 3 days to claim their prizes, otherwise we'll pick new winners.

SUPER IMPORTANT: PLEASE ALREADY HAVE A PO BOX ACTIVE THAT CAN RECEIVE MAIL AS WE WILL NOT BE MAILING THE BOXES TO HOME ADDRESSES. ALSO DO NOT PUBLICLY POST YOUR ADDRESS! WE WANT TO KEEP EVERYONE SAFE. Please give 1-2 weeks to receive your mail. We ship internationally so all are welcome to enter the giveaway.

Sidenote: If you're having a "something went screwy" error popping up where your messages are supposed to be, please email tumblr support so that they can fix it for you before you enter the giveaway because we will be contacting the winners by message! If you have any further questions please feel free to contact myself or Winslow.

I'm so excited to be able to be involved in this collab! Good luck to all who enter!! Xoxo 🎁🎁🎁

- Rose

CATS IN ART / sketches from life by shen zhou (ca. 1427–1509) / relaxation (al istirkha’) by inji efflatoun (c. 1950s) / the cat talked by midori yamada (2011) / cats on a red cloth by franz marc (c. 1909–10) / sarcophagus of prince thutmose’s cat (ca. 1400 BCE) / contentment by henriette ronner-knip (1900) / sleeping cat by claude monet (1896) / mademoiselle julie manet with cat by auguste renoir (1887) / tomb of may (ca. 1500 BCE)

I'm atta dentist and I'm scared

I feel for you. The dentist is still one of my biggest fears. I wish I could help you feel better, but frankly I'm all out of words of encouragement. But unless you're having a serious operation done, you should be dandy. You could always ask for numbing gel, that way you won't feel a thing.

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