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ok but have you guys ever considered sítio do pica pau amarelo haikyuu version?

Rule 63 The Big Bang Theory because of this damn post ‘-‘

Now I want this to happen 

twitter is oficially gone in brazil ill have to start invading peoples homes and screaming my thoughts into their faces

i would argue that stan is the leader since no one listen to cartman (most of the time) and kyle is really impulsive. but the group CAN keep going without stan, so maybe kyle. cartman makes an effort to keep them glued, so he acts as the leader sometimes.

overall. aestheticly is stan. actually is kyle. and cartman sometimes steps in, so he's definitely the vice.

Silly comic about how I never see anyone claim Kenny is the leader of the main 4's little group.

its the big 2025, im 22 years old and obsessed with phineas and ferb. i just rewatched the series and i think i wanna add my two cents to it

if the earth was slightly nearer to the sun, we would burn up, and if it was slightly away, we would freeze. just like this law, everything regarding doofenshmirtz is based on the "almost"

in the episode "this is your backstory", its shown that if perry and vanessa weren't in his life, he would have tipped the gnome and probably be a lot more evil than he was. we saw in the second dimension that evil doofenshmirtz is the way he is because of a goddamn train toy! one more tragic backstory and our doofenshmirtz would be a completely different person

thankfully the guy has morals, and thats what prevents him from becoming a dictator or succeeding completly. in fact, in an alternative dimension in which perry never developed a friendship with doof, doofenshmirtz would have turned himself into an truly evil genious in the episode "this is your backstory". if things weren't exactly the way they are, reality would succumb upon doof's fingers.

doof is very dangerous *because* he is a genius. but a genius limited by poor planning skills and his environment. if taken time to prepare, he would be absolutely terrifying! yes, OWCA needs to put their best agent to deal with him. the dude managed to move the earth's location with the PUSH OF A BUTTON, THATS INSANE. his inators are insanely specific and they always work, he can pratically mold reality as he wishes

what prevents him from being the same as the dictator from the second dimension is a series of coincidences that makes him the doof we love. but aside from charisma, the guy has insane danger potential.

The fact that the Doof had been paired and proved most compatible with Perry, canonically and repeatedly proclaimed to be one of OWCA's best agents in the field, is curious to me.

Some fics have a throwaway line or two talking referring to his compatibility with other agents. I think, also, about the canonical fact that he remains as third most dangerous evil scientist in OWCA's ledger.

I also like thinking about the fact that we have been proven, multiple times, in VARIOUS dimensions and fluctuations to the time space continuem, that were he not continuously thwarted throughout his career, he would not only have achieved tyrannical rule, he would have EXCELLED in it, and perfectly undefeated, EVEN BY HIS EVIL PEERS that people loved to pretend were always more competent than him.

Like. I think about that. Why? What makes Heinz so dangerous? What made everyone else incompatible to a point OWCA realized they needed to send their best, and he needed to be on call ALL THE TIME?

Curious

I gotta say. One Piece is one of the few animes that doesn't provoke "canon is not real unless I like it" syndrome on me. I really love the story as a whole, I really don't need fanon all that much

There is, however, one detail I pretend I do not see: The timeline. Like, the actual timeline. How much time had passed.

No, I'm not talking about timeskip.

*Grabs Eiichiro Oda by his neck* What do you MEAN it passed ONE MONTH between the Reverse Mountain and Water 7?

No no, this can't do. You're telling me the straw-hats had been sailing for two months top?? Nah, nah, nah. You don't understand them like I do. IN MY OPINION:

East Blue lasted two months, maybe a bit less, maybe a bit more.

Then after Chopper they sailed for like 4 more month's to get to Water 7/Ennies Lobby.

Immediately after that came Thriller Bark. Skeleton acquired. Then they went on off screen adventures for like a month. (I refuse to believe Brook found friends just to lose them a few days later on Saboady)

The separation marked 7, maybe 8 months together. That's a good amount I think. I know they see each other 24/7 and that's more than enough time to create strong bonds but they spend 2 years away from each other. That's a lot of 24/7's apart. I want them to have time together.

Because it has been 20 years of One Piece and I still think we have few nakamaship moments. And that is saying something seeing the whole One Piece is one big nakamaship centric slice of life fanfiction.

I love the practicality of Luffys crew

Like from a tactical sense; Luffy as captain is immune to blunt attacks and is fairly adept at hand to hand contact being absolutely feral. His biggest (and most obvious) weakness is that he is susceptible to slashing attacks. So he’s got 2 choices, learn how to sword fight OR get a really good swordsman, so he picks up a guy who just happens to WANT to be the greatest swordsman.

Cool, next weakness of Luffys (from a capture/arrest/ damage perspective) is distance attacks. Yes he’s immune to bullets and cannon balls but a sneak attack or a bullet aimed above/near him would be a good choice, so he then picks up a sharpshooter. And not just any, this one is the son of a commander of an emperor of the Sea…who also happens to be the best sharpshooter.

Next Luffy is not the best at specialized hand to hand combat. Sure he’s able to carry his own for a long way but waves of marines means special forces and eventually even Luffy is going to run into someone who could pose a problem due to energy expenditure, so he picks up a cook who happens to be the protege of a captain who sailed the grand line and was renouned for his special fighting techniques (plus bonus long lost family powers)

Then to round it off, he picks a navigator who has fought pirates/marines her whole life, who can read the water and wind in a way that even fish men envy and who can provide you with the best path of escape each and every time. Not to mention she has some hand to hand combat skills + wind/weather powers to create some specialized sneak/power attacks

Just…from a marine/ tactical standpoint, I’d be shitting myself from just East Blue Crew alone. Not to mention a doctor from island of doctors who can speak to animals and turn into a giant monster, an archeologist who can read the secrets your government spent 800 years hiding and who grew up an assassin, a shipwright who not only trained under the man who built the previous pirate kings ship but who also doubles as an armoury whenever needed, an 8ft sword wielding skeleton who can summon attacks from hell and a literal rogue warlord who happens to be the strongest fishman still in universe (thus far) in a world that heavily depends on devil fruit users to keep piece. And that’s not including all Luffys allies over his journey…

Like damn…no wonder people dub him a 5th warlord. Half his crew alone causes a shit ton of damage (dressrosa, WCI) so I’m REALLY excited for Wano to be a game changer in how the world sees this little, goofy, but terrifyingly competent pirate crew

ah, the goals friendship

lmao i love how stan and kenny jump in

someone said "im a sanami shipper in a queer way" and i related to that in a spiritual level

this is me. im the 20yo currently addicted to house md. my generation was raised on the exploration of pink money i can smell its reek from miles away. this show is so clearly queerbaiting and yet. and yet im being baited

Absolutely facinated by the fact that there's aparently a whole new generation of House MD fans?? Like, there are people who are into this batshit example of 2000s queerbaiting who weren't suckered in over a decade ago???