Dalinar: I Am A Good Judge Of Character

Gotta be quicker than that 

(via @hugoandursula)

me, violently beating back my emotions with a broom: for the last time i said shut the FUCK up

they call me… 7 Knives. because that’s how many knives it takes me to cook things because I keep puttin em in the fuckin sink without thinking about it

I'd like to thank @hoids-banjo for the post that inspired this and apologize to everyone else

Alex Mark: Would Steris make a good/great Lightweaver, considering her near superhuman self-awareness?

Brandon Sanderson: Problem is she might be too honest with herself.

huge fan of reading and learning, but also an even bigger fan of sleeping and being unconscious.

The dangers and troubles of being a panda zookeeper.

Rand: how did you find me?

Moiraine: oh, I saw a huge explosion and wondered, now who could that be?