You know what would be AWESOME?
A Wheel of Time/Stormlight Archive crossover
THINK ABOUT IT
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Kaladin’s windspren flitted down and inspected Gaz, then closed one of her eyes, imitating him. For some reason, seeing her made Kaladin smile.
-Chapter 6, Bridge 4.
He smirked dully, still staring at the rock in front of him.
(close enough)
-Chapter 9, Damnation.
Of course, it was still just a rock. But for some reason, Kal found himself smiling.
Kal smiled, then lifted the flask and drank.
Kal smiled despite himself, though it quickly faded.
-Chapter 16, Cocoons.
Kaladin smiled as the apothecary shuffled forward with his cane, oblivious to the invisible windspren.
I doubt that’s what it’s intended for, Kaladin thought with a smile.
-Chapter 17, A Bloody Red Sunset.
When he was done, the bleeding had stopped. He sat back smiling.
-Chapter 20, Scarlet.
He smiled at Scar, but got only a scowl in return.
Kaladin smiled at him. A forced smile. Sometimes that was all one could offer.
Kaladin smiled, letting out a deep breath as Scar sat down.
He smiled, joining in the next verse of Dunny’s song.
-Chapter 27, Chasm Duty.
The bridgemen, finished with their mock bridge run, looked toward Kaladin, exhausted but excited. He smiled at them.
Instead, he handed it to Scar and gave an encouraging smile.
Kaladin smiled back, but kept running his finger across the wood.
-Chapter 30, Darkness Unseen.
Kaladin found himself smiling at the man’s nonchalant attitude.
“What if we don’t want to be rid of you?” long-faced Natam asked. Kaladin smiled.
-Chapter 32, Side Carry.
He found himself smiling.
-Chapter 34, Stormwall.
They stared at him, incredulous, and he couldn’t help but smile.
Kaladin smiled, though he found mirth unnatural while watching men die.
-Chapter 40, Eyes of Red and Blue.
For some reason that made Kaladin smile.
-Chapter 44, The Weeping.
The older man scowled, but Kaladin returned a grin.
-Chapter 49, To Care.
Kaladin hid a smile.
-Chapter 55, An Emerald Broam.
Kaladin smiled. Odd, how he could still do that.
-Chapter 57, Wandersail
Kaladin smiled, but was growing to nervous to feel mirth.
-Chapter 62, Three Glyphs.
Kaladin smiled.
-Chapter 63, Fear.
A trickle of stormlight closed the wounds on his arm. He smiled, spear held before him.
-Chapter 67, Words.
Kaladin smiled, leaning back, looking upwards towards the dark sky, and the large sapphire moon.
-Chapter 73, Trust.
Mat Cauthon by mycks_art
Rand al’Thor by mycks_art
Gawyn: You killed my mother! I will kill you for that!
Rand, tiredly, without looking up: Take a number and move to the end of the line
the love triangle w vin elend and zane is so funny bc zane is the only one who thinks it’s a love triangle?? vin is like “no i just love elend sorry” and elend is like blissfully unaware that any of this is even happening. zane is truly just like in the wrong story rn.
Lemme just point out how awesome Kelsier's fight with the inquisitor at the end of The Final Empire is. There are constant descriptions of his amazing allomantic skill, and his general grace, with him being a blur on the battlefield. He avoids being crushed by a cage wagon by jumping INTO the cage and pushing all around him. He distracts and hurts the inquisitor by keeping a constant swarm of small metal shards flying around it by expertly pulling and pushing, even using the inquisitor's own allomancy against it. And then, he ends the fight with the only technique that could possibly beat all of the above: Break face with rock.
Truly, a legend
me, violently beating back my emotions with a broom: for the last time i said shut the FUCK up