“Where have you been for the last three months? We’ve all been trying to get a hold of you. It turns out you managed to knock us all up that night we spent together. Ah well, you’re here now. Let’s all go back to my place and make up for lost time”
I waited for my wife to call me to pick her up, but she didn’t call in the morning, or in the afternoon, or in the evening. Finally, after 24 hours, she called me late at night: “I’m exhausted sweetie. Come pick me up. You might have to carry me home.”
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Experienced: When you say 3 but it means 6 🙄
Experienced: I love the moment when he pull down his pants and I see his dick that I feel feel all the way up my stomach 🍆🙏🏼💦