Experienced: Evening Out With The Girls 🍆💦

Experienced: Your friends knows too 🙈

You always reluctantly get yourself into trouble. But I love digging into you when you get home and forging the sensuous understanding that as long as I’m your number one, I’ll never let you go either 🔥

Text from your girl: “Hey love! The hotel sucks but whatever. Here’s one quick pic before I head out there. I love you so much, Thank you for being so cool with this. Count to 30 and his cock will be in my mouth! I’ll text you in a couple hours. XOXO”

He’s not the first man in the neighbourhood to help himself to my wife’s body.