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Only miserable guys

Robin Williams, Billy Crystal, Steve Martin and Chevy Chase

“music is my life” says the white girl

suddenly her itunes freezes and the music stops

she can’t breathe

feeling herself slipping away, she stumbles into the kitchen and manages to turn on the radio

phew

she is safe for another day

Different kinds of booze don’t make you different kinds of drunk. Studies show all types of alcohol affect you the same way, and how you behave when intoxicated is a learned behavior. So if you think tequila makes you mean or wine makes you sleepy, it’s only because that is what you expect to happen. Source Source 2

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The Losers

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‘You love your curves..”

Creative solutions for artists who can’t draw hands