He Thinks He's Being So Smooth With His Little Face On My Leg. I SEE You, Villain

*to ethics board* well im sorry you feel that way (lie detector attached to me starts blaring) but i thought my experiments were benefitting humanity (lie detector has started incorporating subtle amen breaks)

cute things to call your significant other, I&D style (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

I love taking lil naps, but I always wake up feelin like I'm missing somethin (ㅠ﹏ㅠ)

Princesses do not get "Sad", we are overtaken by wistful melancholy, which further weakens our frail forms and compliments our gentle temperament. Now, do your little dance again, and do it properly this time.

Day 260

[trying to soften the blow] something VERY biblical has happened to your dog

aw hell naw they putting puppygirls in the psycho gundam

i’m a gold star bisexual. i’ve fucked everybody

top 10 reactions to condescendingly being called "princess" that we really don't need to examine