WEEE!! WEEEE!!! WEEE!!! YAYYY!! YIPPIE! WAHOO! AWAWAWA!!! WEE WEE WAA WAA WAA! ZWEEM !! BABABABA! YAHOOO

the Ice War on Europa...

is there such a thing as "should have been shipwrecked after seventeen months on the high seas" dysphoria

getting murdered but i can’t even afford the name brand stuff so im getting snawed in half and scrabbed to death and shit

in times like these at least i have the character

When you transition people tell you “it’s like watching someone die”. Like yeah a fucking loser died. Just the absolute lamest dude you ever met. A real dogshit guy just bought it. So sorry your absolute failure of a man is gone and has been replaced by a hot chick, must be hard for you 🙄

I called a boy in my class a 'fucking twink version of dracula' and I feel fulfilled

House drugged that coffee btw

if i was a fictional character woukd you guys write fucked up angst fanfic about me yes or no