Don't Kill Yourself, Please.

Bet

support trans people.

Stupid tip for transmascs if you live in a area with dumb trans bathroom laws:

That sign on the door? It doesn't say women. It says WOAH MEN! Only super cool guys are allowed in. Other men have to piss in the lame regular just some guy bathroom.

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

sometimes i wonder how a writer would describe me if i were a character in a book

ordered one of @potato-lord-but-not's Jon stickers because TMA is currently taking me over, I can't wait for it to arrive, hopefully I finish season 2 before it does

reblog to take a bite out of this styrofoam cup nobody can stop you go ahead and do it

So here's my Benji sticker idea, it needs some editing (head's too big, wings too small) anddd I have a full Seraph version that needs some shaping to be made into a sticker, so I'll post it at a later date

would anyone want to buy Hell Followed With Us stickers if I made them?

You can eat dandelions? Do they taste good?

dandelions deserve more respect than they get

you say “weeds” I say “widespread non-native edible plant and early-blooming pollinator resource that is not considered invasive because it behaves politely and does not cause deleterious ecological consequences”

gotta take my arthritis cream from the harmacy. (joints violently crack as I add the cream)