I Always Mean It When I Say I Love You Btw

This one's a bit more well known due to the absurdity of it, and I'm forgetting the specifics, but Dionysus asked a hero to do a quest and offered him the reward of getting to fuck him. Unfortunately the hero died before getting to fulfill that reward, but Dionysus wanted to keep his promise, so he sat on the hero's casket and used a wooden dildo to fuck himself.

DIONYSUS FANS you’re needed

I LOVE ALMOST EVERY MALE OLYMPIAN BESIDES HEPHAESTUS (thats never gonna happen) BUT FOR SOME REASON I CANT CONNECT WITH DIONYSUS DESPITE THE FACT HES SO COOL? Like I even psychoanalyze every god I like and HES the one who I understand the least

Can someone give me some cool facts, something to get me interested?

Was getting in the car for a long trip and just realized that I can just... wear my tail! Just because!

hey hey listen up

you're amazing

you're beautiful

you're cared about

Made another forcemasc poster

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

the skeleton appreciation day fanbase is dying reblog if you're a true boner

reblog to pet prev

Btw... if y'all like this.... comms are open. Would anyone be interested? Prices range from 10-25. (Above piece would be 20)